We're cursing it

[taotrooper]

I've bitched enough with haibara_kun and gingetsu on YIM about the weird FMA yaoi pairings. One of the usual subjects, as my favorite minor character is Ling Yao, is the current trend of slashing him up.

Okay, I try to be tolerant, sure. Even if Ed/Ling is going strong in fics. Because Ed is always the fandom's whore.

But the sad thing is when our pseudo-prophecies about what cracky ship is next start to come true. First, I see a couple of fangirls commenting in a fm_a post about how Envy/Ling is hot *shudders*. Then this morning I saw a crossoverish thing with Harry Potter/Ling (I kid you not). But the worse thing was witnessed this night/morning when I discovered the first (and I hope the last) Armstrong/Ling fanfic O_________o

*brain breaks*

What are we, psychic?! Who's next? Bradley? Roy? Gluttony? my money is on an Ed/Ling/Envy/Gluttony orgy

This nocturn post has been brought you by... Mosquitoes! "Don't you hate it when they bite you in your jaw?"