GIP

[taotrooper]

Why is my scanner broken? Why? Why? Why!

Now a meme. The Santa one is dumb, so...

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.

Last week, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). When the stars were right, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In November, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In April, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In September, I fed mon_starling to a Shoggoth (250 points). In May, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon tomomichi (65 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-285 points) and deserve to be fed to the ghouls.

Your humble and obedient servant,
hiragizawa

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