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Kiri ☂ ([personal profile] taotrooper) wrote2006-03-08 12:40 am

While watching the Tsubasa movie

- Yay, it's the intro in the trailer! *o* Yuuko is well drawn! Heck, Kurogane and Fye are well drawn, too! *fangirls like whoa* I'm sad they didn't animate Fye and Kurogane's part of the deal, and the lack of black Mokona.
- Opening is catchy~
- Why are they falling from the sky like a fucking comet?
- Hell, why the fuck they have the country's clothes WHILE they're arriving?! Mind boggles.
- The king/bad guy has green hair and beard O.o Maybe him and Fei Wang are Kyle's parents via mpreg.
- Animation looks good. Mokona looks like a little sack of potatoes with a mouth, though.
- Syaoran touching sleeping Sakura's hair bangs was sort of sweet. Wait, I said that?!
- Yeah, it's that easy to climb from inside a deep hole in the ground *rolleyes*
- Dude, you should've realized by now: when someone from another country talks about a princess, it's not about YOUR PRINCESS, you fucktard. They don't even know Sakura yet!
- Mokona pulling Sakura's body while Syaoran and Stu!boy were falling was priceless XD
- You know you're a canon Sue when somebody else's little bird goes flying right at you. Why the blushing? ·_· That looked dirty.
- OH DEAR GOD THE F/K FANSERVICE! It's way worse than the D/W XDDDD "You look so handsome with the water dripping on you" XDDDDD *dead from lol*
- Bird Cage of Light. The corniness, it hurts!
- Pwned! Soldiers got pwned! *claps* Kuro's WTF face when Fye falls on the boss' face is priceless. And yet more fanservice.
- Black feathers dun dun duuuuuuun.
- I'm getting flashbacks of when I read LOTR, because of the houses on trees.
- More spy birds dun dun duuuuuun.
- Tomoyo-sue is totally ripping Hinoto off with the telepathy.
- Wait, if they (Kuro and Fye) were pwning the soldiers, why are they locked in cages? Were they kidnapped by birds? Lame.
- It's yet another "I can discover magic if I see it" Fye moment!
- I like how the boss still has Fye's footprint on his face XDDDD
- When the king's bird posed in his shoulder, I literally went "arrrr". Dunno why.
- Birds are kudan ripoffs. Now THAT's original!
- Oh, so the lack of voice isn't entirely an X ripoff. It's The Little Mermaid ripoff. Woe. I wanted her to be mute by birth.
- TOMOYO-HIME-SUE IS ALSO A LESBIAN FOR SAKURA, HAHAHA.
- And Sakura's 1337 skillz of precognition are back. Meh.
- Heh, Syaoran and the boy got pwned by the bodyguard boss. Traitor OMG!
- And they ded from bird.
- WTH bird people things!
- Cheer up, emo bodyguard.
- Eternal darkness? This is getting cheesier by the minute. And Tomoyo gets more sueified, if that's possible.
- People: OMG plot device engagement ring!
- Bodyguard: *to kid* STFU noob!
- Hey, Syaoran's eyes are different from each other! How cool!
- It seems Fye and Kuro got used to the cages XD
- After realizing it's not THAT Tomoyo-hime, Kuro seems more relaxed.
- They got inside some barrels and went into the water. Great, The Hobbit flashback. You read your Tolkien, screenwriters. We got it. Now stop.
- The old man's bird is so fat XDDDD
- SEXUAL HARRASSMENT from Sakura! And OMG Syaoran blushed! No wai! It's almost like the manga!! *is amused by facial expressions -> O//o*
- Now I got a Chilly Willy flashback. Barrel down the Niagara falls! AAAH!
- There's no justice. Syaoran gets a pretty girl below him, and bodyguard boss gets a brat and a bird. And I thought the F/K subtext was high... yikes. Sexual harrassment indeed. At least Syaoran has more O//o facial expressions.
- And he fell on her boob.
- No, really, S+S shippers are gonna have so much fun with the screencaps. If you put pause, it looks so wrong.
- WTF bodyguards and old guys. Everyone in this country are stab-you-in-the-back traitors.
- Zombie!Sue. Tomoyo-hime is such a Sue, she got red-wine eyes.
- Boss bodyguard won't waste his time making the boy going upstairs. He tosses him up! Whee!
- WTF big bird.
- Hey, they have dogs in that country!
- It looks like the king is going to rape her. OMG incest!
- Kurogane: What's that?
Me: The brownish thing? Bird dropping. Eww.
- Now, I twitched the subtitles a bit and imagined Kurogane quoting Darkwing Duck. "Let's get dangerous!"
- I liked bodyguard boss. [/random]
- WTF pterodactyles?! The screenwriters are on crack.
- Yay Kurogane and Fye saved the day! *cheers* Epitome of cool!
- More asskicking! *fangirls* Syaoran, eat your heart out
- "Here, Syaoran-kun. After the barrel scene, I realized I'm straight, so return the engagement ring to Tomoyo-hime."
- ROFL, that scene would be more serious if it wasn't for the pterodactyles falling at the background XDDDDDDD
- When a kid in a traditionalistic Asian-like country screams "OK!", I die a little.
- And now a Zelda: Wind Waker flashback. Barrel-tossing canon with hero inside!
- Why the hell did the barrel spontaneously combust except for the buttom?
- Big bird gets his ass belly kicked.
- It's like American cartoons. Gravity takes like twenty seconds to do its job.
- King: [insert Titanic tone] I'm the king of the world! Woo-hoo!
- Syaoran is like "my kick lost...?"
- Eww on the tongue! I hope she washes her clothes and hair when it's over.
- Of course, Tomoyo-hime gets a so speshul bird that glows in pink, in a Bee Train fashion.
- ...but it's FAT.
- No! Now she glows in pink, too! It's the return of PGD! (pink glow of doom)
- King's purple prose and metaphores are creepy.
- Great, and Syaoran is flying right at them to bring them the fucking ring *facepalm*
- Bird people: GYAAAA! Crystal shards!
- I pity the country's habitants. That's a mess to clean up afterwards. Not to mention the birds' droppings.
- "One ring to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them." Enough said.
- Nooo, it's that fucking song again! x____x Why did they have to recycle Kajiura's music? WHYYYYY?
- The sun glows in pink...
- No, it's not impossible. He's the main character, he can do whatever he wants. Duh.
- Bah, fire. Betting 100 bucks Syaoran won't get burned. Again.
- Bird barf vs. bird fire. Who will win?
- ...nope, he doesn't get burned. And he flies. Physical laws through the window, like every time the fucking song kicks in.
-................What the shit is this?
- Who needs Mount Doom when we have Syaoran physics?
- Matrix flashback. Can you turn the camera around 180º?
- Of course, feather inside the hat.
- IT'S A BAT! I KNEW HE WAS WITH FEI WANG!
- Don't interrupt the Yuuko talk!!!!!! [/other movie ref]
- Why is Tomoyo's speshul bird so small now? and it's still fat
- And a key got bigger. Nope, I haven't seen that AT ALL in a CLAMP series.
- Mokona's 96th technique: counting backwards, NASA style.
- All happy endings must have fireworks! Wee!
- Hey, no! Don't make Tomoyo straight for bodyguard boss now! GAH! oh well, better be him smiling at her than Kurogane, who doesn't fucking care
- Speaking of Kurogane... more F/K fanservice! Huzzah!
- I swear, Tomoyo's bird is a pokémon. One of those legendary birds. Only fatter and pinkier.
- Boy is happy because he won't have to clean any more droppings.

Okay, the movie wasn't that bad, and it was way better animated than the series. The Sueish parts were painful, but the coolness of Kurogane and Fye make it all worth it. That, and Syaoran's brand new O//o expression. Still, the plot is like a regular Pit fanfic in which the author had read a lot of Tolkien and wants to show it.

MSTing the movie was amusing.

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