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Kiri ☂ ([personal profile] taotrooper) wrote2006-03-21 02:37 pm
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They're aquatic because they all drink water!

I saw a sign on the bus stop about an "aquatic" circus coming to town. It had the list of "sea animals" featured in the show.

As the main attraction, they have an anaconda and a tank of piranhas.

Of course, that would've been enough reason to call them stupid. Then I saw the list of other "sea animals" included in their repertoir. For instance, and not limited to: ostriches, llamas, red kangaroos, cobras and assorted non-watery snakes.

*facepalm*

Dude, how is your show "aquatic" if more than half of the animals are earth-bound? Worst name choice ever.

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