5 things meme, part I

[taotrooper]

5 things Clow Reed was wrong about

1. "Yuuko won't mind if I drink her sake. I believe, deep down, she must be generous."


2. "Giving some of this lemon pie with whiskey to my guardians would be harmless, I'm certain." <- AKA, there's a reason Yue won't drink or eat anything anymore.


3. "Fei Wang-kun? Naaah, dont worry; it's just a phase..."


4. "The Lis can't possibly mess up my plans and couple predictions."


5. "In half a century, I'm sure British cuisine will improve and we'll have less of this rubbish. *pokes meat cake with a fork*"

5 Things Eriol Likes To Do When He's Really, Really Bored

1. Put Nakuru's hairpins and ribbons on Spinel's head and tail during his nap.


2. Watch the weather reports on TV and provoke the opposite.


3. Write lengthy autobiographic -if Clow's life CAN be considered his, I mean- letters to Yamazaki with some really funny anecdotes that no normal person could possibly believe. (he never sends them, but he's very tempted, even if it's just to see the results)


4. Troll Harry Potter forums/communities under the nickname "lemondrops". Especially the Ginny or Tonks bashing ones.


5. Play hide-and-seek indoors with Kaho, changing the whole structure of the house every five minutes -sometimes even turning whole bedrooms into jungles or deserts for amusement's sake. It always lasts a couple of hours thanks to his girlfriend's sense of orientation, but they both have fun. Especially after he stopped being jailbait: they had double the fun when the game was over.

5 Clow Cards Clow Reed Really Wanted to Make But Was Talked out of
(not going to mention the "OTHER Clow Cards" joke, really)

1. The Alcohol. Reasoning: Yuuko agreed, and that couldn't be a good thing. Besides, Yue disapproved.


2. The Handcuffs or The Binding. Reasoning: While it was kinky, Windy could do the job instead.


3. The Gold. Reasoning: He didn't need the Alchemy Guild wanting his head for cheating (not that he wasn't already, but that would make it too obvious.)


4. The Faint. Reasoning: He did that spell too frequently, yes, but instead of saving him time a card would waste it. Nah, better to stick to the manual method.


5. The Win. Reasoning: ...whats the sportsmanshipness in that? (Although in more recent times, Cerberus really wished that card was created, with his new interest in online videogames. It would've given a whole new meaning to the phrase "For The Win", in his humble opinion. And he always wanted to win the internets.)

Comments

[butterflydrming.livejournal.com]

{giggles} That brightened my morning!

[laurus-nobilis.livejournal.com]

XDDD

I was gong to choose my favourite ones but I love them all too much. Also, yay for imagination instead of going for the usual jokes!

[elihice.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, I love all of those, but the bit about Eriol changing the weather is PERFECT.

[rainmage.livejournal.com]

"Today will be sunny and hot in Central London... Not anymore! ^_^"

And hundreds of beach-goers curse their local deity instead of him.

[etrangere.livejournal.com]

rofl! great ones!

[singnovember.livejournal.com]

lol thanks for doing mine (especially love The Alcohol reason)!

[rainmage.livejournal.com]

I'n doing them all, as long as they're reasonable. I only refused one about Tomoyo I didn't know how to do, and the ones abour what CLAMP should/shouldn't do.

[ayasugi-san.livejournal.com]

"In half a century, I'm sure British cuisine will improve and we'll have less of this rubbish. *pokes meat cake with a fork*"

But they will have more readily accessible ethnic foods... for them to deep fry.