taotrooper: It's a polar bear dancing the hula; your argument is invalid (Yamazaki's emperor penguin lie)
Kiri ☂ ([personal profile] taotrooper) wrote2006-11-06 09:05 pm

Answers to the meme

Larg went batshit crazy. Fucking Windows.

01. The cat's favorite fruit is onigiri. Rly. Fruits Basket

02. You can make a new era by country-crossing and then staying at a kendo dojo, with the occasional fight with batshit people; just don't kill again and don't insult your love interest's food. Rurouni Kenshin

03. What may bring your parents being mad scientists besides apocalypse involving robots, clonation, souls of dead people, hybrid classmates lusting after you, gratuitous German, gratuitous German girls, penguins, cans of beer, kabbalah, sex, gore, and fanservice? (answer, just in case anyone is curious: endings that won't make sense) Evangelion

04. Don't take the transfered students for granted, especially if they claim to be foreign; 80% of the cases they'll likely be not only magical but also related somehow to this dead guy whose hobbies were making pretty card decks, pretty creatures, and tasty pastry. Cardcaptor Sakura

05. Make a choice, boy: either you get eaten by monsters, or you're forced to do chores and weird paranormal assignments for an alcohol-loving witch. XXXHOLiC

06. Crazy guy with a monocle had a dream: a dream involving amnesiac princesses, speshul feathers, bipolar archaeologists, angsty wizards, and cool ninjas; meanwhile, his ancestor and his girlf-- his crossover associate try to work it out by making fuzzy mascots. Tsubasa RESERVoir CHRoNiCLE

07. Equivalent exchange: you break your prosthetic arm, your best friend breaks YOU with a wrench. Fullmetal Alchemist

08. According to a nerdy Japanese salaryman, there are two kinds of people in this world: the mutant freaks of nature and yogurt. Hiros Heroes

09. In most of the canons one concept remains: the Power one goes to the batshit crazy megalomaniac dude, the Wisdom one to the lady in the title, and the Courage one to a guy brave enough to wear green tights. The Legend of Zelda

10. Is the high-rank monk gonna have to shoot a bitch? Saiyuki

11. Black always takes you to Wales, but the wizard is not going to let you nose around there. Howl's Moving Castle (novel)

12. Holy weapon or not, that's still the freakiest arm you can see in a teenager. D.Gray-man

13. Pretty foreign boy declares himself the king in a group full of social-misfit bishounen... from which one of them happened to be a GIRL. Ouran High School Host Club

14. The old mentor sure loves his tea... right, angsty nephew? Avatar: The Last Airbender

15. Six stars fall, everyone dies; also, suicides, pedophilia and cannibalism are canon. RG Veda

16. What are the chances your own father captures you to get to your rebel alliance, and that not only your help-pleading message gets to your twin brother, but also he happens to be transported to you by your future love interest? Star Wars

17. There are seven Endless, and their names all start with D. The Sandman

18. LOL apocalypse! Of course the antichrist would be British and more normal than expected, and every cassette eventually turns into a Queen album. Good Omens

19. But before he destroys humanity and molests his antagonist, he'll put frog plushies on his head. X

20. A piece of advice: don't mention the (lack of) boobies of someone who can cast Giga Slave, especially near her. Slayers

21. What made him gay, the teenage killer telling him stuff about cherry blossoms and dead bodies when he was a kid, or the fact his insane sister dressed him up? Tokyo Babylon

22. Humans who are like animals, animals who are like humans, ships which are like people, and pirates who are so strange they defy shounen cliches. One Piece

23. Who would've known a children's fandom would bring the sockpuppets, plagiarism, astral plane marriages, bartending in the dark, the author implying some fans are delusional, people acting delusional at will, and ZOMG page 606 totally true? Harry Potter

24. The world is not beautiful, therefore I carry a couple of guns. Kino no Tabi

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