Haruhi! I feel honored you compare me to the great ma-- person that it's your father! :3 I-I'm like the... replacement! Your replacement daddy, for cases when your actual dad is not around to protect you from evil forces (like those two little devils). A-and I'm also your friend! Your friend-daddy! :D You can drop the "senpai" any time you want, Haruhi~ ♥

By the way, Haruhi! I read somewhere you people actually have artificial Christmas trees! Is it true? Do you also make them from scratch, with things you find around the house, or...? :3 :3