*facepalm* I don't need another father, senpai, and I can take care of myself just fine.

......Let me guess, you rich guys import a whole forest of pines from Finland or something like that? No, we buy the plastic tree once, and we ensamble it. Then on January we take it off and put the pieces in a box so we can use it next year. That way you don't have to go outside the city to get a huge tree. It's not easy to transport back home when it's a natural pinetree, but what would you know.