More shipping memeage

[taotrooper]

1. Take your OTP
2. List your personal canon for those characters. So the stuff that has nothing whatsoever to do with the books, but in your head is irrefutably what would have happened

Now, the version etrangere used was for Harry Potter, but I don't ship anything in particular over there. So I'm doing it for other fandoms, with pairings I have my own ideas about.

Clow/Yuuko

- They were friends with benefits. Some nights, when they're really drunk or lonely or both, they end up having sex. Clow never asked himself what the point was, considering they'd never be able to have a normal, long relationship; that's because he knows, like most people in his canon, that avoiding love and contact just because fate will separate them is limiting, and he swore to himself he'd seize the day everyday. Yuuko, however, always says loudly she regrets it, that it happened because they were up to booze, they're never doing it again, and that he shouldn't get stupid ideas. They both know she's lying, though.
- Yuuko felt both repulsed and attracted by Clow's presence and powers. She's still appalled she could find Clow handsome even -hell, maybe because of them- with those glasses. But she'd never admit it to him, so she'd keep teasing him about the "ugly glasses".
- Lunar magic has always turned him on, especially in women. Ask Eriol. As a healthy male, he keeps peeking at Yuuko's cleavage; it was probably the one and only time he liked such large boobs -he likes them medium-sized. But what Clow liked the most about her was the flowing black hair. He has such a long hair fetish.
- Aphrodisiacs? Yeah: chocolate. Sweet food in bed was A+ for them. Also, whipped cream and strawberries. asjdghjkahds I can't express the images in my head right now. I assure you, though, they're as naughty as you suspect
- They traveled through dimensions several times. The first one was a business trip -to Cephiro-, the other ones were silly dates. They also traveled to other countries of their world, but it wasn't bizarre enough for them.
- He taught her mahjong.
- He first kissed her while they were watching a sunset. The dawn of the danw of his life, if you will.
- Soel and Larg were their babies. No, really. Kind magicians consider their living creations as their own children, so creating some with someone of the opposite sex was... well. Yeah.
- Although their magic was incompatible, Yuuko and Kero got along just great. Yue never got past his jealousy and would normally glare, unfriendly, at her (whether he saw her as a rival or a candidate for the Evil Stepmother, I'd let you decide); to that, she shrugged it off. Provoking him in any way would cause serious damages, and she wasn't going to force feelings of any kind to him.
- The only time that Yuuko admitted she liked Clow was during a conversation with Mokona -both of them-:
"Mokona likes Clow a lot!"
"Of course you do. And he likes you back as well."
"Yuuko, Yuuko! Do you also like Clow a lot?"
"*twitches* ...Yeah, sure. Just don't tell him Clow I said that."
They did. He chuckled, but he never mentioned it to her.
- They both were conviced the other one's fate sucked ass.
- She didn't tell him that she loved him when he said good-bye. She figured he already knew, and she didn't want to know his answer to that; all the possible options were devastating anyway.
- Clow also thinks Yuuko is a creep. He just doesn't say it aloud; he lets his grin to express she's the pot calling the kettle black (literally)
- She loves the creepy smile. Actually, she hates it too.

I'll do more of these with other couples later on.