I swear to drunk I'm not God

[taotrooper]

Last night alone with the cat (and chipmunk). So I thought I should be more adventurous and do shit according to my age.

So I went to the booze cabinet.

Mind you, I didn't drink until I got intoxicated or anything. Actually, I'm quite sober. I just kind of checked the bottles, opened the exotic ones that weren't sealed, poured a tiny sip -enough to taste it, but small so my parents won't notice the absence- and swallowed.

Here's the report:

- Absolut white vodka: it burns in my mouth
- Weird Chinese wine/sake whose name I wouldn't memorize: tastes bitter
- White rum: see vodka

There was this strange coconut liqueor, but it was sealed. Bummer.

But really, I can think just fiiiine. I'm slightly oozy, but nothing that affects my coordination or thought patterns.

I do, however, feel like watching videos of Scrubs on youtube. You know what, I think I will.