I actually dislike Hemingway's style so much I cringe whenever I have to read something of his. |D

HOW THE FUCK IS KAFKA'S METAMORPHOSIS A CLASSIC?
That's a rhetoric question, right? Because I think I could try to justify this one. <<;;

I'll ask around for a good abridged edition of Don Quijote :D/ */helpful

I agree with you about Stephen King. Several of his short stories left me wondering what in the world he was drinking, the ending of Needful Things is very baffling and then there's stuff like The Green Mile and. Yeah |'D */rolls around

I do think Horacio Quiroga is rather creepy. :O But let me know what you think once you've re-read him. :p

*/rolls around with you