Dude, they're so scary I've developed disgust over the poor characters, when it's not their fault.

I thought the worst fandom was LOTR, with all the elvish Mary Sues paired up with Legolas/Orlando, the Hobbit actors RPS, and the know-it-all fanboys that haven't even read Tolkien in their lifes. But yeah, it's a pain when one of your fandoms is targeted for primary schoolers.