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Kiri ☂ ([personal profile] taotrooper) wrote2005-08-29 03:27 pm
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The creepy random couple meme

Version Tsubasa/HOLiC. I'm taking the main characters, putting them alphabetically, and then shuffling the order by meeney-miney-mo.

Write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions.
You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.


1. Fye
2. Tomoyo
3. Kurogane
4. Doumeki
5. Souma
6. Clow
7. Touya
8. Yukito
9. Syaoran
10. Sakura
11. Watanuki
12. Yuuko

I did shuffled them! Not my fault some of them are besides their OTsignificantother. Or what the fandom wants them to be theirs, anyway.

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Clow/Watanuki?!?! *headwall* No, I seriously doubt such a thing exists. And no, I don't want to read it. Ever.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Well, physically he's not my type. I know a lot of people who lust for Doumeki, though. [livejournal.com profile] threeleaf, I'm looking at ya.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Yuuko gets Yukito pregnant? In that order? O_o Pigs would fly, probably.

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Uh, no. I don't dare touching TRC!Syaoran-centric fics. They're all aaaangst.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Tomoyo and Clow? O_oU Well... that's sure interesting, but fanbrats would prefer an alter!Eriol for her XP

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Souma/Syaoran or Souma/Sakura... God. Considering she's likely a lesbian, I'd say Souma/Sakura, but Souma has better taste in women, I'm sure.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Touya walks in on Tomoyo and Yuuko having sex... O.o' He, um, say sorry and leave, smirking?

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Kurogane/Sakura?! Etto... "He discovered he had another princess to protect." *hangs self*

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Fye/Yukito... I don't believe there is. It would be interesting, I'm sure, but no.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Touya/Yuuko O___OU "The legacy of Clow"? *bleaches brain*

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Doumeki deflowering Fye?! Are you for real?!

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Touya slash? Why of course, it's the greatest thing! Heck, *I* read it! ♥

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Kurogane het... I really don't know if they do. Wouldn't be surprised, actually. KuroMoyo is big in the fandom *shakes head*

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Watanuki, you say? Yep, they do!

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Tomoyo/Doumeki/Souma... O_o I don't think so, but I wouldn't mind reading that one XPPPP

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
...Sakura? You evil meme, I don't want to picture what would Sakura scream in a moment of great passion, eww! The only thing that bimbo could scream is "I love you, Syaoran-kun!" Yuck.

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Mmm, Yukito songfic. Oh wow, let me think about it. I've always liked "No rain" by Blind Melon for CCS!Yukito. It doesn't fit that well for TRC!Yukito, though. I think I'd use "Stand inside your love" by The Smashing Pumpkins.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Fye/Clow/Yuuko! XDDDD This question wins. "Warning: alcohol abuse, meowing, magic and smut."

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Tomoyo on Sakura? XD I think everything (yes, everything) Piffle!Tomoyo tells Sakura might be Nippon!Tomoyo's possible pick-up lines. Sadly, Sakura is too dense to notice she'd been hitting on. Again.

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
About Souma? I'm afraid I've never found one :(

What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Clow Reed's super-sekrit kinks? ROFL! Dude, I don't even don't to go there! It's a rather scary place XDDDDD the kinky card set?

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Watanuki shagging Syaoran?! I'm afraid they'd need Yuuko's best brand of tequila.

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Kurogane and Touya... um... they take turns, probably.

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Let's see...
"Fye and Syaoran are in a happy relationship until Syaoran suddenly runs off with Doumeki. Fye, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Watanuki and a brief unhappy affair with Yuuko, then follows the wise advice of Souma and finds true love with Kurogane."
Oh. My. God. XDDDD Good one! And some of these could actually happen in fanon, mind you. Sort of. At least I can picture Fye sleeping with half the cast and ending up with Kurogane. I can also imagine Souma match-making for Kurogane, for some reason.
Title... "Stray cat" XD
I don't know who would read it. I think maybe [livejournal.com profile] etrangere. No clue about the other two, even though there are a couple of shippers in my flist.
I'm not familiar with the KuroFai writers, so I can't name anyone fitting for the, uh, fuk-u-fest that is this fic.
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[identity profile] etrangere.livejournal.com 2005-08-29 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
I'm always cited as willing to read the most crackful stories XDDD maybe I have a reputation as an easy public ^^

Yuuko gets Yukito pregnant? In that order? O_o Pigs would fly, probably.
One might say that Yukito's more manly than Yuuko though XD

Touya walks in on Tomoyo and Yuuko having sex... O.o' He, um, say sorry and leave, smirking?
Mmmm YuukoxTomoyo, hot ! ^^

Kurogane and Touya... um... they take turns, probably.
XDDDD hillarious to imagine. God, they'd kill each others before, but it might do for good hatesex.

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[identity profile] rainmage.livejournal.com 2005-08-29 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe because you like to read and write alternative pairings ^^u

One might say that Yukito's more manly than Yuuko though XD
Sure he isn't. I'm not saying it couldn't happen, but Yukito would need a lot of persuation to drink/get a mpreg potion/spell. A LOT.

Mmmm YuukoxTomoyo, hot ! ^^
I agree, that couple would be awesome! But TRC!Touya is too gay to appreciate lesbian sex like any normal guy.

XDDDD hillarious to imagine. God, they'd kill each others before, but it might do for good hatesex.
Considering one is a ninja, and the other one was trained in combat techniques to defend his country... they're sooo going to get hurt on hatesex.
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[identity profile] etrangere.livejournal.com 2005-08-29 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Yes, I suppose there's that ^^

but Yukito would need a lot of persuation to drink/get a mpreg potion/spell. A LOT.

Well, Yue would be the one protesting, but considering how generaly sweet, caring and whatever other classicaly girly adjectives one might describe Yukito with, I could see TRC!Yukito wanting a child for him and Touya and go to Yuuko to fulfil his wish. If you're into MPREG in the first place that is.

I agree, that couple would be awesome! But TRC!Touya is too gay to appreciate lesbian sex like any normal guy.

CCS!Touya is canonicaly bisexuel, why would TRC!Touya be any different ? Though, yeah, he might wince in the case of Yuuko (his father's ex) and Tomoyo (his sister's best friend) that should be MYEYESMYEYES material even for Touya's standarts.

they're sooo going to get hurt on hatesex.
Isn't that the point of hatesex ?

[identity profile] ruki-elric.livejournal.com 2005-08-29 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
ah gawdh xDDDDDD!!

[identity profile] mon-starling.livejournal.com 2005-08-29 09:59 am (UTC)(link)
Fye/Clow/Yuuko: Wacky Magicians OT3! :D So not commenting on Yuuko getting Yukito pregnant, though. Heee!

[identity profile] laurus-nobilis.livejournal.com 2005-08-29 10:17 am (UTC)(link)
First of all, it's... uh, interesting? that both threesomes you got make an odd and frightening sort of sense.


And for the "you're going to need bleach" part, weeell... If you go to ff.n's CCS section, search for Clow fics, and look hard enough, you are going to find at least one Clow/Tomoyo fic. *shudders at the memories*

[identity profile] ayasugi-san.livejournal.com 2005-08-29 11:10 am (UTC)(link)
Curiosity killed the cat [livejournal.com profile] ayasugi_san. I found three; one was a somewhat-clever one-shot, one was a better-than-average badfic, and one was an E/T songfic.

I really should do this meme. And leave out one half of all the popular couples and then show it to some CCS fanbrats.

[identity profile] elihice.livejournal.com 2005-08-29 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
...very, very funny. I can't believe the meme asked for Clow kinks....

Fye/Clow/Yuuko! XDDDD This question wins. "Warning: alcohol abuse, meowing, magic and smut."

...let's hope Watanuki doesn't have to clean the shop afterwards...

[identity profile] quitelife00.livejournal.com 2005-08-29 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my goddess...I just did this with Invader Zim / JTHM / Squee! / Holic / CCS characters. I won't be posting my results, because...holy shit that's weird. *tries to expunge Yuuko/Gir, Yuuko/Zim, and Yuuko/Pepito from mind*

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
What would happen if Watanuki walked in on Pepito and Yuuko having sex? Watanuki would collapse in horror... Pepito is the 11-year-old Anti-Christ.

Excuse me while my organs explode in hysterical yet nervous laughter.

[identity profile] threeleaf.livejournal.com 2005-08-29 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahahaha! that was really funny! The last fic was really...crazy, but funny.

Well, physically he's not my type. I know a lot of people who lust for Doumeki, though. [livejournal.com profile] threeleaf, I'm looking at ya.

Me? :P I declare myself guilty about that!