For the top five meme

[taotrooper]

You can still ask me for five things.

No particular order.

For laurus_nobilis. Top 5 books I love but aren't fannish obsessions:
- "The Little Prince"
- "Jonathan Livingston Seagull"
- "The Stand"
- "The Neverending Story"
- "A Wizard of Earthsea"
And the finalists: lots of Pratchett books, and the guilty pleasure from preteen years: The Scarlet Pimpernel *hangs head in shame, hides the Percy/Marguerite OTP! banner*

For onijutsu. Top 5 places you like to visit on the internet. (which is lame, because the places I go to suck)
- LJ. Which are 27482 websites in one...
- Animefanlistings.org
- Google
- Wikipedia
- Minitokyo.net
And of course, several email inboxes and boards I'm a mod in. But it's not like I *like* going in there entirely.

For haibara_kun. Top 5 CLAMP characters.
Okay, so I'm going to cheat and say six~ *gets shot*
- Eriol AND Clow *cheatscheatscheats*
- Yuuko
- Karen
- Kujaku
- Kurogane
I'm missing the Sumeragis, and Kakyou, and Clover characters, and Kimihiro, and Clef, and Kamui... *weeps*

For ghostly_watcher. Top 5 reasons to throw tomato sauce at people.
- Netspeak. Especially when you try to sound serious, and yet, you throw "LOL" at the end of sentences, Neil Baum style.
- Hypocrisy or contradictions on own logic.
- Homophobia, racism, sexism.
- Being convinced the character they like the most in a fandom is exactly like them just because they identify with him/her in a couple of things or physical traits. Therefore, the canon LIES, and he/she/it is so not gay/lesbian/betraying friends/dating this character. And them wanking about it with us people who can't understand!
(Yes, Harmonian and E/T fanbrats. I'm particularly looking at you.)
- People over here thinking the best way of hanging out with friends is going to bars or clubbing. No, I don't think I can bond with you and get to know you better while you drink your ass out. Movies are fun, and they leave you more than alcohol.