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HOLiC movie summary 1/4
OMG KAMUI! O_O
While we're waiting on illegal fansubs Here's a summary of the movie Manatsu no Yoru no Yume, with pics. Since I know squat of Japanese, you'll see me, uh, making dialogues up and stuff.
Obviously, there are spoilers there.
And since in only 16 minutes I got more than 140 screencaps, I'll slice the summary up in four parts.
There he was just a-walking down the street singing Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo.
This part just screams it's summer. Is it the summer uniform? Is it the cicadas? Is it the heat? Is it the MOVIE TITLE? We'll never know.
Watanuki: Dammit, they followed me to the movie, too!
The ayakashi aren't only weird. They make Watanuki look extremely trippy and deformed when they're "sucking" him out.
The ayakashi flees for obvious reasons: Doumeki makes his entrance. I didn't screencap it because it was fast, but Doumeki actually stumbled to Watanuki and make him fall to the floor XD
W: Dude, WTF? Why are you in the movie, too?
D: I figured there'll be food. And you looking all stupid.
W: GAH! I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO COME! I ONLY INVITED...
Himawari: Watanuki-kun! Doumeki-kun!
W: Yay! She came!
Nope, not evil-looking at all...
So they have a conversation, and I really didn't screencap because we'll have more on Douwata later on anywayand I'm lazy, sue me. So Himawari leaves, then Watanuki and Doumeki argue again, and the seiyuus are so fucking perfect I could cry. Then Doumeki leaves, and guess what, ayakashi returns! Then Watanuki fades to black, and we hear Yuuko's speach, with some vision of her silhouette naked and covered on ayakashi. Cue movie logo.
We come back to Watanuki's sufferings. Then we're reminded only him can see them.
W: *makes a lot of crazy movements*
People passing by: what a freak.
His gift is a heavy burden... literally. He has to carry it on his shoulders until he gets to Yuuko's house and touched the wall.
W: *gets an envelope from inbox*
Maru and Moro: Hi, we're like zombies.
W: Oh, okay.
For the God of Cephiro, what the bloody fuck did they do to Larg?! It's actually bouncing on the walls and squealing like a sugar-high ten year-old. The black is supposed to be the mellow one, dammit! T____T
W: Yuuko-san, what's wrong?
Yuuko: I'm depressed... and out of sake.
M&M: Sake! <3
W: What?! But you drank a bottle!!
Y: When has that stopped me, silly?
W: *wangst*
Y: Honey, don't be so loud. I had to put up with that OOC!Mokona while you were gone.
W: That's annoying. And your boobs look all off.
Y: Why, thank you for remembering me that... ¬¬ But hey, at least she's screencapping me a lot.
Well, it's just that Yuuko disappears later on for a long time, so I'm compensating. Really. You'll get your D/W caps later, so shush.
W: By the way, you got mail.
Y: *reads*
Y: Hey, do you want to come with me?
W: Not really, but you're still dragging me there, aren't ya?
Now we move outside, and while Yuuko drinks... something from a bowl, Watanuki does what he does best: cleaning in an access of rage!
..cleaning a LOT. Ouch.
W: Didn't we do this on the manga? Talk about originality!
Originality indeed. Still, remember this Mokona is more annoying and sugarhigh than drunken Suppi.
Mokona: Watanuki! Give me a kiss!!!
W: GYAAAAAAAA! Getoffme!!
M: *gets off him and rolls on the floor doing a lot of stupid noises*
W: *almost falls down*
Now Watanuki knows what Kurogane feels.
Mary Sue: Excuse me, there's something on my feet. And I need help.
So they invite Sue inside, to have some tea party.
W: There she goes again, she's such a poseur.
M&M: Poseur!
Y: I HEARD YOU, BITCHES!
W: GAH!
Some things never change. Look how Watanuki stamps himself over the door out of the shock.
Sue: That's kind of funny. But I'll keep repeating I need help.
Y: That's fine, because I'll keep repeating hitsuzen.
Y: Blah blah hitsuzen blah hitsuzen yadda yadda hitsuzen...
S: Okay, I had enough! Let's cut to the chase!
S: There you go, it's the plot device I had to give to you. That's all I do in this movie.
W: Ooh, shiny.
OMG golden key that's also in the Tsubasa movie!
W: Yuuko, what happened to my summer uniform? And more importantly, that dress doesn't favor your movie boobs.
M: You said boobs!
W: At least we can hide Mokona, but that one is too big to get inside the handbag.
D: Yo!
Check the ugly hands. They all have ugly hands in this movie.
Y: Okay, while I'm still around, let me flirt a bit.
W: Eww, don't! We don't want to see those ugly breasts! Not even cameraman!
Creepy woods outside the house. The gardener must get a lot of money. See the wonky tits: they almost look normal on the side. Almost.
W: Why the fuck did you have to come?
D: Yuuko told me you made the bentos.
W: @#$%&!
W: Well guess what! There's no bento for you!
Y: But will you give him some "dessert"? *winknudge*
W: ...wut?
*door opens by itself*
W: Yuuko-san, I don't like this place. There are butterflies flying around me. That's creepy.
Y: Wata, if we stay at the porch, the movie will be very boring, so we're going in.
W: Uh... that's logical, I guess.
D&Y: *get inside and leave Watanuki at the porch*
Swing: *swings*
Swing: *swings some more*
W: *is freaked out and gets inside*
[cue ominious fanfarre of doom] DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN
Note: "Do you like scary movies?"
Door: *opens*
Y: Now isn't that convenient?
Y: But who cares! Let's find some booze! Yay!! ^_^
W: And then the swing...
D: STFU with the swing, dude.
Y: *is still looking for booze*
Note: "The door will open..."
Y: This sounds like Kingdom Hearts now.
D: Uh, there's a wall behind the door.
Y: Then Watanuki should open it. He's the main character and shit.
W: Who, me? K.
Okay...
Fine, let's check the obnoxious secondary characters.
We'll call them Fat Bastard and Guy in Blue.
Blondie, Woman Who's Always Eating, Latin Lover and Kleptomaniac Old Guy. (you'll see the reason of this nick afterwards)
And finally, Red Jacket Guy.
W: OMG, I can't believe it worked... who are this bunch of snobs, anyway?
W: You know, I think I deserve a Keyblade.
Meanwhile, Yuuko runs to where the champaigne and the whiskey are. Sadly, Fat Bastard starts talking to her.
Y: You might not believe it, but my boobs look better in manga.
FB: LOL!
FB: *in the middle of conversation* Well yeah, we were all invited, including the ones right there. We're all collectors.
Y: Oh, you got an invitation, too.
W: Let me see!
Meanwhile, Doumeki finds the canapes.
W: *to FB* You know, we'd love to stick around, but you're really boring.
M: I want alcohol, too!
W: OH SHIT OH SHIT get inside, get insiiiiide!
FB & GIB: ...
W: ...it didn't work out, right? Um...
W: Okay, um. This is something from Yuuko-san's collection! It's... um... something she made with her boyfriend or something like that.
FB & GIB: ...
FB & GIB: LOLOLOLOLOL!
FB: Hey, the other boy! Your friend is an idiot!
D: I'd normally agree with you, but you're boring me.
FB & GIB: LMAO!
FB: Then if you're bored, do him!
W: WTF! You're with the shippers, too?! Then you're #153 and 154.
W: P is for porn...
D: I think I'll center my attention somewhere else.
W: What you're doing?
D: Glaring at this painting. It's all impressionist.
D: It's creepy. And foreshadowing. No sir, I don't like it.
WWAE: Come here, girl. You should eat some of this. You look so skinny.
Y: *shakes head and ignores her*
WWAE: Well that's rude. Did you see her cleavage?
RJG: You silly cow! She's all cleavage!
LL: Shut up, jerk! No wonder you don't have any friends.
RJG: What do you know? I DO have one friend.
RJG: He's right here with me, and he's Scottish. *sips Scotch*
All: ...
LL: Anyway! Did you guys see my shirt? I bought it from Ricky Martin!
[they keep talking]
W: God, is that shirt tacky. Hey, what's that smell?
You can't see it on the screencaps, but they all start to deform and look like monsters at this point.
W: Eww. Yuuko, the black smoke came to the movie, too.
Y: And it looks less cool, too.
And at this point, the trippy morphing happens again.
W: UGHHHH.
D: Dude! I found the tacos!
D: Want some?
W: *puking sounds*
D: Oh well, more for me! *eats*
W: *turns green*
And this is the first 15-16 minutes of movie. Hope you enjoyed, and I'll keep it going tomorrow.
In the next quarter of hour! Watanuki goes to the bathroom, and then he gets lost and moves like a maniac! You surely don't want to miss that!
Obviously, there are spoilers there.
And since in only 16 minutes I got more than 140 screencaps, I'll slice the summary up in four parts.
There he was just a-walking down the street singing Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo.
This part just screams it's summer. Is it the summer uniform? Is it the cicadas? Is it the heat? Is it the MOVIE TITLE? We'll never know.
Watanuki: Dammit, they followed me to the movie, too!
The ayakashi aren't only weird. They make Watanuki look extremely trippy and deformed when they're "sucking" him out.
The ayakashi flees for obvious reasons: Doumeki makes his entrance. I didn't screencap it because it was fast, but Doumeki actually stumbled to Watanuki and make him fall to the floor XD
W: Dude, WTF? Why are you in the movie, too?
D: I figured there'll be food. And you looking all stupid.
W: GAH! I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO COME! I ONLY INVITED...
Himawari: Watanuki-kun! Doumeki-kun!
W: Yay! She came!
Nope, not evil-looking at all...
So they have a conversation, and I really didn't screencap because we'll have more on Douwata later on anyway
We come back to Watanuki's sufferings. Then we're reminded only him can see them.
W: *makes a lot of crazy movements*
People passing by: what a freak.
His gift is a heavy burden... literally. He has to carry it on his shoulders until he gets to Yuuko's house and touched the wall.
W: *gets an envelope from inbox*
Maru and Moro: Hi, we're like zombies.
W: Oh, okay.
For the God of Cephiro, what the bloody fuck did they do to Larg?! It's actually bouncing on the walls and squealing like a sugar-high ten year-old. The black is supposed to be the mellow one, dammit! T____T
W: Yuuko-san, what's wrong?
Yuuko: I'm depressed... and out of sake.
M&M: Sake! <3
W: What?! But you drank a bottle!!
Y: When has that stopped me, silly?
W: *wangst*
Y: Honey, don't be so loud. I had to put up with that OOC!Mokona while you were gone.
W: That's annoying. And your boobs look all off.
Y: Why, thank you for remembering me that... ¬¬ But hey, at least she's screencapping me a lot.
Well, it's just that Yuuko disappears later on for a long time, so I'm compensating. Really. You'll get your D/W caps later, so shush.
W: By the way, you got mail.
Y: *reads*
Y: Hey, do you want to come with me?
W: Not really, but you're still dragging me there, aren't ya?
Now we move outside, and while Yuuko drinks... something from a bowl, Watanuki does what he does best: cleaning in an access of rage!
..cleaning a LOT. Ouch.
W: Didn't we do this on the manga? Talk about originality!
Originality indeed. Still, remember this Mokona is more annoying and sugarhigh than drunken Suppi.
Mokona: Watanuki! Give me a kiss!!!
W: GYAAAAAAAA! Getoffme!!
M: *gets off him and rolls on the floor doing a lot of stupid noises*
W: *almost falls down*
Now Watanuki knows what Kurogane feels.
Mary Sue: Excuse me, there's something on my feet. And I need help.
So they invite Sue inside, to have some tea party.
W: There she goes again, she's such a poseur.
M&M: Poseur!
Y: I HEARD YOU, BITCHES!
W: GAH!
Some things never change. Look how Watanuki stamps himself over the door out of the shock.
Sue: That's kind of funny. But I'll keep repeating I need help.
Y: That's fine, because I'll keep repeating hitsuzen.
Y: Blah blah hitsuzen blah hitsuzen yadda yadda hitsuzen...
S: Okay, I had enough! Let's cut to the chase!
S: There you go, it's the plot device I had to give to you. That's all I do in this movie.
W: Ooh, shiny.
OMG golden key that's also in the Tsubasa movie!
W: Yuuko, what happened to my summer uniform? And more importantly, that dress doesn't favor your movie boobs.
M: You said boobs!
W: At least we can hide Mokona, but that one is too big to get inside the handbag.
D: Yo!
Check the ugly hands. They all have ugly hands in this movie.
Y: Okay, while I'm still around, let me flirt a bit.
W: Eww, don't! We don't want to see those ugly breasts! Not even cameraman!
Creepy woods outside the house. The gardener must get a lot of money. See the wonky tits: they almost look normal on the side. Almost.
W: Why the fuck did you have to come?
D: Yuuko told me you made the bentos.
W: @#$%&!
W: Well guess what! There's no bento for you!
Y: But will you give him some "dessert"? *winknudge*
W: ...wut?
*door opens by itself*
W: Yuuko-san, I don't like this place. There are butterflies flying around me. That's creepy.
Y: Wata, if we stay at the porch, the movie will be very boring, so we're going in.
W: Uh... that's logical, I guess.
D&Y: *get inside and leave Watanuki at the porch*
Swing: *swings*
Swing: *swings some more*
W: *is freaked out and gets inside*
[cue ominious fanfarre of doom] DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN
Note: "Do you like scary movies?"
Door: *opens*
Y: Now isn't that convenient?
Y: But who cares! Let's find some booze! Yay!! ^_^
W: And then the swing...
D: STFU with the swing, dude.
Y: *is still looking for booze*
Note: "The door will open..."
Y: This sounds like Kingdom Hearts now.
D: Uh, there's a wall behind the door.
Y: Then Watanuki should open it. He's the main character and shit.
W: Who, me? K.
Okay...
Fine, let's check the obnoxious secondary characters.
We'll call them Fat Bastard and Guy in Blue.
Blondie, Woman Who's Always Eating, Latin Lover and Kleptomaniac Old Guy. (you'll see the reason of this nick afterwards)
And finally, Red Jacket Guy.
W: OMG, I can't believe it worked... who are this bunch of snobs, anyway?
W: You know, I think I deserve a Keyblade.
Meanwhile, Yuuko runs to where the champaigne and the whiskey are. Sadly, Fat Bastard starts talking to her.
Y: You might not believe it, but my boobs look better in manga.
FB: LOL!
FB: *in the middle of conversation* Well yeah, we were all invited, including the ones right there. We're all collectors.
Y: Oh, you got an invitation, too.
W: Let me see!
Meanwhile, Doumeki finds the canapes.
W: *to FB* You know, we'd love to stick around, but you're really boring.
M: I want alcohol, too!
W: OH SHIT OH SHIT get inside, get insiiiiide!
FB & GIB: ...
W: ...it didn't work out, right? Um...
W: Okay, um. This is something from Yuuko-san's collection! It's... um... something she made with her boyfriend or something like that.
FB & GIB: ...
FB & GIB: LOLOLOLOLOL!
FB: Hey, the other boy! Your friend is an idiot!
D: I'd normally agree with you, but you're boring me.
FB & GIB: LMAO!
FB: Then if you're bored, do him!
W: WTF! You're with the shippers, too?! Then you're #153 and 154.
W: P is for porn...
D: I think I'll center my attention somewhere else.
W: What you're doing?
D: Glaring at this painting. It's all impressionist.
D: It's creepy. And foreshadowing. No sir, I don't like it.
WWAE: Come here, girl. You should eat some of this. You look so skinny.
Y: *shakes head and ignores her*
WWAE: Well that's rude. Did you see her cleavage?
RJG: You silly cow! She's all cleavage!
LL: Shut up, jerk! No wonder you don't have any friends.
RJG: What do you know? I DO have one friend.
RJG: He's right here with me, and he's Scottish. *sips Scotch*
All: ...
LL: Anyway! Did you guys see my shirt? I bought it from Ricky Martin!
[they keep talking]
W: God, is that shirt tacky. Hey, what's that smell?
You can't see it on the screencaps, but they all start to deform and look like monsters at this point.
W: Eww. Yuuko, the black smoke came to the movie, too.
Y: And it looks less cool, too.
And at this point, the trippy morphing happens again.
W: UGHHHH.
D: Dude! I found the tacos!
D: Want some?
W: *puking sounds*
D: Oh well, more for me! *eats*
W: *turns green*
And this is the first 15-16 minutes of movie. Hope you enjoyed, and I'll keep it going tomorrow.
In the next quarter of hour! Watanuki goes to the bathroom, and then he gets lost and moves like a maniac! You surely don't want to miss that!
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W: You know, I think I deserve a Keyblade. I totally agree... *gives him a keyblade*
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You might not believe it, but my boobs look better in manga.
XDDD You have to make an icon with that!
Love your commentaries, because I honestly didn't get a thing they wre saying during the movie, except for the names. Gotta love Watanuki's "Himawari-chaaan!" ♥ But from what I understood, the movie could be just another mini-saga and they didn't mess with the bigger plots... I hope!
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(And when I read chap 107 of TRC I thought there was going to be an X X-over; it just scream the end of the world.)
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get the illegal fansubsee it!!the captions were hillarious XD