Now with extra The Bubbles

[taotrooper]

Fine, in my last post, laurus_nobilis and I were comparing the Clow derivates with Coca Cola products.

Here's a list.

• Clow Reed is the classic Coca-Cola. The original one.


• Eriol Hiiragizawa is a can of Coke. Same stuff, smaller package. (I said before he's Red Bull, because it gives you wings)


• Fujitaka Kinomoto is Diet Coke. It IS Coke, although it tastes sliiiightly different.


• Sakura Kinomoto is Cherry Coke. Or maybe Fanta.


• Kimihiro Watanuki is Vanilla Coke.


• Touya Kinomoto is either Sprite or Coca-Cola Light with Lemon.


• Li Syaoran is Gatorade or any sport drink.


• Fei Wang Reed is Pepsi, because he's a wannabe.

ETA: Thanks to tricianna's comment, Yuuko is now rum so Clow/Yuuko becomes rum & coke.

Comments

XD

[bramblyhedge.livejournal.com]

*snickers and adds to memories*

[laurus-nobilis.livejournal.com]

OMG the subject! *dies*

[rainmage.livejournal.com]

The Engrish, it burns!

[tricianna.livejournal.com]

So, does that make Yuuko rum & coke? XD

[rainmage.livejournal.com]

It's more like she's the rum alone and I mix her with coke.

We were talking more about Clow's (now multidimensional) blood family. It all started by mentioning Fujitaka is the diet version of Clow.

[tricianna.livejournal.com]

hahah, do i smell fanfic?

[rainmage.livejournal.com]

Well, Coca-Cola was created before Clow died. I can see him and Yuuko mixing booze up with some expensive imported bottles of Coke.

[katharos-8.livejournal.com]

Now what would the creations be? Yue just seems like a lemon iced tea to me... Oh! I bet the Mokona's would be those ridculous little football shaped bottles coca-cola did for the world cup...

[rainmage.livejournal.com]

I don't even want to go there. I'll stick with humans, and use Coke as a cracky metaphor for Clow's bloodline.

Damn TRC fandom. Now I can't associate lemon tea to anything but TRC!Ashura-oh/Fye.

[katharos-8.livejournal.com]

*narrows eyes* I think I've missed that particular bit of association. Elaborate, please?

Oh, but how can you miss out the children?! Mummy and Daddy's babies, the two Daddy had by, er, parthonogenesis, and the two youngest the can of coke had the same way! Hey, do you think the Mokona's realise that they're uncles?

[rainmage.livejournal.com]

Uh...

So okay, I don't want to be associating a soft drink to every-fucking-thing associated to Clow, okay? Then I'll have to do his guardians, Eriol's guardians, the fake forms of all guardians, the cards, the Mokonas, and why stopping there? Let's give drinks to his alter selves, and all the descendants of his alter selves, and the alter selves of his descendants, and the clones of the alter selves of his descendants, and the alter selves of his guardians' fake forms, and so on and so on. It's tiresome. I'm running out of soda flavours to use.

So, Coke = Clow's blood in this world canon exception: vainilla coke. It's simpler. And now I'm getting annoyed at a silly thing spawned on comments that was supposed to be funny and not brain-breaking not this time.

[ghostly-watcher.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA. Who would be Coke Blak?

[rainmage.livejournal.com]

What's that? That kind of coke isn't available here.

[suikascented.livejournal.com]

La asociación me hizo reir. I bien pensado, todo tiene su lógica, especialmente con Clow, Eriol y Fujitaka.

Fanfic, anyone?

[clow-shirow.livejournal.com]

LOL! Then maybe the clones Fei Wan created are those which never was sucessful in the Coca-Cola comp (those strange tasting Fantas and failure projects XD). It's a pity Sakura is Cherry Coke... it was the great Coke failure XD.

[rainmage.livejournal.com]

It is? I have no fucking clue because Coca-Cola never really took off in Venezuela, and the weird flavors were never introduced.

I said Cherry Coke because... well, cherry.

[chibiyuuto.livejournal.com]

OMG I LOVED THAT XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

HAHAHAHAHAHA !!! One must have a lot of imagination to create that, much congratulations to you and laurus_nobilis-san ! ^__^

[elihice.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha. Fei Wang's is just perfect. They all are.

[rainmage.livejournal.com]

Laurus came up with Fei Wang XD And Sprite!Touya. I prefer Coke Light with Lemon for him.

[laurus-nobilis.livejournal.com]

I had completely forgotten that Coke Light with Lemon existed (didn't have much success here). But it works better than Sprite because of the Fujitaka thing.

[rainmage.livejournal.com]

I remember it because a year ago they were giving cans away at my uni for a week in a row. I'll never such long-term freebies :D