5 things meme, part III

[taotrooper]

5 Reasons Why Ling Should Be King

1. Charisma. What other king would get lost in the streets and sit down to have lunch with the commoners? (Then again, most kings would pay for their food...)


2. Mad fighting skillz. Sure, the majority of the emperor's children can kick ass without the need of bodyguards, but not all of them can survive that well from several homunculi attacks on less than three days (from the outside AND the inside!)


3. Globalization. He has the coolest contacts in Amestris (not hobos or wanted criminals, cough), and he's good at languages. So expect modernization, and better train rails, if Yao seizes the throne.


4. Fanservice promises. If Ling gets to be emperor, female ninjas will have to wear miniskirts!


5. GreedAmbitions. He's gonna be a mighty king, so enemies beware! He's gonna be the main event, like no king was before. He's brushing up on looking down, he's working on his roaaaaar. Oh, he just can't -wait- to be king! *gets shot*

Also, he can use citric fruits as weapons. How cool is that?

Comments

[csakuras.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHA. XD

[laurus-nobilis.livejournal.com]

Heee. These are my favourite of your answers so far. X3

[hamsterfactor.livejournal.com]

I think I'm in love with 3 XDDDDDDDDDD;

*thumbs up*

[telrunya.livejournal.com]

Creo que es mi favorita x'D, pero todas la demás estuvieron excelentes también ♥.

[fujurpreux.livejournal.com]

Also, he can use citric fruits as weapons. How cool is that?

The bestest reason EVAH!! xD