My name is lion. I am from "Fujiyama". I eat you.

[taotrooper]

Check these English lessons on crack.
Lesson 1: In which there's a lot of seppuku HARAKIRI. Introducing bastard dad and the lion.
Lesson 2: Lion solves a problem with apples. And the ninja doesn't like Tanaka, whoever that is.

Mental issues aside, I wonder if the creator didn't speak either English OR Japanese any well. Japanese people use Fujisan and seppuku, not Fujiyama and harakiri. (See, this journal sometimes IS educational!) The other option is that they're mocking the English-speaking gaijin. That would explain the Japanese cliches and the bad English grammar, if this is just visual snark.

Either way, I find the randomness hilarious XD

I did this meme already, but let's try again.

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Comments

[rainmage.livejournal.com]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..............

Define minor. Is that for a character who's in less than five episodes? Or is it just characters who weren't in the plot since 1x01? Or is it the ones who aren't part of the central part, whether they collaborate in it or not? Is, like, Momo minor? Is the Fire Lord minor? Are Yue and Suki minor? Are Avatar Roku and Kyoshi minor? Is the cabbage salesman minor? (OK, that he is, nevermind)

Then, solved this handicap, it's the issue my memory for Avatar one-timer characters is BAD. I always go "...who the fuck was him/her, again?" with recurrent characters when they're back, because I totally forgot. I couldn't even recognize Jet when he was back, for instance, or what he did/wanted to do. Hell, sometimes I catch rerun episodes on Nick and I don't even remember watching that episode at ALL. So it's rather hard for me to remember minor characters who aren't mentioned ever again, or if I liked them at all.

In short, I have NO idea what to answer.

[laurus-nobilis.livejournal.com]

Okay, then I'll go for favourite Avatar old person (except Iroh because that's too easy, heh). Pakku? Kana? Aunt Wu? Etc...

"I can't choose between the awesome" is a valid answer X3

[rainmage.livejournal.com]

See what I'm talking about? Who ARE Kana and Aunt Wu?

[rainmage.livejournal.com]

Also, the only old characters I can remember are Iroh, Bumi, Pakku, the Guru and Avatar Roku.

Then... dunno, I guess Roku since I can't choose Iroh. I mean, Bumi is awesome and all, but he's also too over the top for me. I like moderate ecentricity myself, not *cacklecacklesnortcacklepwned*.

[laurus-nobilis.livejournal.com]

Much love for Roku. He had a dragon. ♥

(Also, Kana = Katara and Sokka's grandma, and Aunt Wu = the fortune teller who hit on Iroh).