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Kiri ☂ ([personal profile] taotrooper) wrote2008-03-01 03:37 pm
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Did I just hurt my back again...?

Yosh, I finished everything it had to be done for the weekend! In the end I DID apply for XXXHOLiC, by the way, yesterday afternoon.

Is it me, or this kind of comment is incredibly rude? Seen in a doujinshi-sharing post:

Those were a lot of fun. But does someone have anything without that interloper, A, to spoil B and C's beautiful relationship?

(no, not an obsessed B fan at all, honest)


Incidentally, the doujinshi was A/C fluff gag, which is the canon pairing and a het one to boot. B/C is yuri that was one-sided from B's part on canon. With that, I don't have to say who B is or what the fandom is, right? Right...

I still think it's rude to insult A because he got in the way of your pairing, especially in a post with A/C content. See, this is one of the reasons I can't stand more than half of the B fantards -you don't help your fellow shippers' already wanky reputation, dude. I understand it's sad that they only scanlate the doujin for that pairing, but there are better ways to ask if someone had some of yours, and better places. I want Touya/Yukito doujinshi ;_;

Anyway, I still have 36263767 characters to comment on the past meme, plus a crossover drabble, but I'll do this one I snatched from [livejournal.com profile] kirarakim:

Fill in the names of anyone you know from numbers one to twelve without looking at the questions. They can be real people, fictional characters, friends, family, lovers – anyone. When you finish, click the cut and answer, then tag three people.

1. Yuuko Ichihara (XXXHOLiC)
2. Edward Elric (FMA)
3. Ushiwaka (Okami)
4. Lina Inverse (Slayers)
5. Sophie Hatter (Howl series)
6. Klavier Gavin (Ace Attorney series)
7. Sanji (One Piece)
8. Toph (Avatar: the Last Airbender)
9. The medicine seller (Mononoke)
10. Hokuto Sumeragi (Tokyo Babylon/X)
11. Kurogane (Tsubasa)
12. Clow Reed (Card Captor Sakura)

- 7 (Sanji) is pregnant, so who’s the father?

.............I'm not even touching this one. I don't even want to know if it's plausible in their world. preg-preg devil fruit?

- 9's (MS) biggest fear?

That one popped in canon! :D No shape, no truth, no regret. So, him not existing or something.

- 10 (Hokuto) and 12 (Clow) got themselves arrested. Wait, what happened?

They dressed up as characters from Alice in Wonderland and threw a tea party that had all the ones who drank it cheery. The charges were suspicion of narcotraffic and drug abuse, but it was just magic. They don't believe them because the ones implied swore they saw strange illusions, angels, and talking lions.

- 10 (Hokuto) and 2 (Ed) open a restaurant together. What do they serve and would you ever eat there?

Shrimp buffet. More than a restaurant, they open a pastry. Winry gave Hokuto the pie recipe Gracia gave her. Ed just manages the place because all that milk in the kitchen makes him angry.

- 3 (Waka) walks in on 9 (MS) and 11 (Kurogane) gossiping about 8 (Toph) . What was the topic and how does 3 (Waka) react?

He'd laugh? I honestly can't imagine Kurogane gossiping. It'd be more plausible that the other three would gossip about Kurogane. Think about it!

- 6 (Klavier) tells you that he/she is actually of the opposite gender that you thought he/she was. How do you react?

*thinks about female!Klavier*

...she'd have to be very flat, but still? H-HAWT.

- 7 (Sanji) and 2 (Ed) were in a fight. What were they fighting over and who won?

Sanji flirted with Winry, of course, and Ed was jealous. Sanji wins the fight, but then gets wrenched by Winry. They both LOSE.

- 7 (Sanji) and 3 (Waka) or 5 (Sophie) and 8 (Toph)?

...I hate to ship Sanji with guys, but all the fanboy French that it implies could be hilarious. Sophie/Toph would be kind of like Katara/Toph, but more anal retentive about hygiene ("look at your feet!"). I can't see either as a pairing, but a friendship or a fight could be LOL.

- 7 (Sanji) owes you a huge debt and offers you two favors. What do you ask for?

Could you stop with #7? That said? 1) Cook for me, bitch. 2) Teach me how to cook ;_;

- 9 (MS) and 4 (Lina) attempt to take over the world together. Describe their plans and whether or not they are successful.

Drag Slave the mononoke? I don't see how would make them take over the world, but... it wouldn't work anyway, and Lina would be back to mercenary jobs.

- 9 (MS) asks for your help writing a love note to 1 (Yuuko). What do you suggest?

"Ask Clow Reed, dude." (now it's #9's turn...?)

- Dedicate a song to 6 (Klavier) and 12 (Clow).

...as a pairing or individually? It'd have to be a song about being creeped out by the other. Because really, Gavin would be all "b-but he looks like my brother! *holds head*".

...in piano. *gets shot XD*

- 4 (Lina) confesses his/her undying love for you. Reaction?

RUN, SHE WANTS SOMETHING FROM ME! DDDDDD: Anyway, that's not possible. She doesn't even confess her undying love for the one she actually loves.

- 5 (Sophie) wants you to help break them out of jail. What are they in for and do you help?

For... breaking in somebody else's house, I'm sure. But for that you just get restraining orders.

- What’s the most likely cause of death for 11 (Kurogane)?

.............whatever it is, it's gotta be a sacrifice for Fay. Because a) it's CLAMP, they do that shit a lot, and b) they also love to traumatize Fay a lot, and that would be the ultimate angstbulance. If this happens, I'm never reading a CLAMP manga ever again.

- 6 (Klavier) and 9 (MS) confess and in a matter of life or death you have to chose one. Who?

The medicine seller has magical powers, alter ego of mystery, and awesome asexuality sensuality. I'm sure she'll survive somehow. It's not like you can actually have a relationship with such a character. So I'll have to go with glimmerous fop, who at least is human.

- Describe the plot of a fanfiction in which 11 (Kurogane) attempts to set up 4 (Lina) and 8 (Toph)

Er. OOC aside? The girls would kill him dead. But that's an interesting pairing. Dangerous, but interesting...

- Suggest a title and plot for a 4 (Lina)/6 (Klavier) hurt/comfort fic.

"Sorcery serenade". Lina is dropped somehow in LA 2025 and misses Gourry a lot. Klavier finds her when he's riding his hog, and invites her to eat something to cheer her up (he'll regret that later...) Lina is flattered -because after all, she does think she's teh pwettiest to the point of delusion- so she tags along, although still prefers Gourry and can't get used to a smart guy fancying her and writing her rock songs.

You just KNOW the climax is a cat fight with Ema. Klavier thinks they're fighting for his love, when in reality Lina just ate all the Snackoos. The bike and several guitars are destroyed in the process, and Gavin pouts and breaks up with her. Then Lina is hired by the Wright Talent Agency since she has to pay for the shit she destroyed, and becomes BFF with Trucy to Apollo's dismay. THE END!

Genius, I tell you.

- What is 2 (Ed)'s greatest fear?

Not being able to get Al's body back.

- What is 5 (Sophie)'s secret fetish?

Howl's perfumes. She'd kill herself before admitting it aloud, though.

- What pick-up line would 5 (Sophie) use on 12 (Clow)?

"...You're the one of the most insufferable wizards I've ever met!"

What? For Sophie, that's sexy.

- What would 11 (Kurogane) scream in a moment of extreme frustration?

It depends if it's old Kurogane or new Kurogane, and of the situation he's in.

- What would 4 (Lina) leave you in his/her will?

If she ever dies, I'm sure it'll be blown up by demoniac forces. And since she carries all her material possessions with her... no need for wills.

- Would you date 8 (Toph)?

Not really. Maybe if she were older... But no.

- You walk in on 1 (Yuuko) and 3 (Waka) making out. Reaction?

Raise an eyebrow and think something is going on. He never even blinked at long black hair or big boobs in his canon, so I doubt he's into Yuuko's type.

[identity profile] jlarinda.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
YES, IT IS HORRIBLY RUDE AND STUPID.

Ajfkll;skagkjl;lkakl Wtf, fandom.
ext_387179: A sea turtle swimming (Yuuko / Parallel Universe / me)

[identity profile] rainmage.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
This fandom sucks so much. I feel more sorry for the character for having those fans than not being loved in return in canon. BLAGH.

[identity profile] jlarinda.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously. The whole appeal of Tomoyo is that her one-sided love ISN'T something she's angsty and angry about, she doesn't hate Li, she REALLY does want Sakura to be happy above anything. And she loves Syaoran, for god's sake! She helped him all the time to overcome his lack of confidence, so that he'd tell Sakura! Wtkjl;gkldsglk;jkkfal. Stupid fans.
ext_387179: A sea turtle swimming (Watanuki / From a rose / me)

[identity profile] rainmage.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I think that's a syndrome that happens with lots of sectors of the fandom, not only the Tomoyo fanbrats. Not getting the character they worship, I mean, and how they can like characters who "get in the way" of their love. Sakura and Meiling can't become friends! Neither Nakuru and Yukito, or Kaho and Yukito! Of course Sonomi can't get to respect Fujitaka: either hate him forever or fall in love with him. And so on... I wonder if people were surprised that Tomoyo-hime and Fay got along, all things considered.

[identity profile] jlarinda.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Sad thing is, all of those characters DID become friends in canon.

The KF side didn't, as far as I know. They were all "YAY TOMOYO NOW SHE WILL FILM THEM HAVING SEX AND MAKE FYE WEAR GIRLY KIMONOS AND DRESS UP AS A GEISHA AND BE GIRLY AND THEN HE'LL SEDUCE KUROGANE WHILE TOMOYO WATCHES AND LAUGHS LOLOLOL BECAUSE TOMOYO'S A FANGIRL LIKE US!1!1". Er, I'm paraphrasing, but that's the general idea.

[identity profile] laurus-nobilis.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
The whole appeal of Tomoyo is that her one-sided love ISN'T something she's angsty and angry about, she doesn't hate Li

What? You're saying we're supposed to think that Tomoyo's attitude is better than Sonomi's? SURELY YOU LIE.

[identity profile] ayasugi-san.livejournal.com 2008-03-02 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
The username and icon seemed familiar. Run into s/h/it before?

[identity profile] kirarakim.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
7 (Sanji) and 2 (Ed) were in a fight. What were they fighting over and who won?

Sanji flirted with Winry, of course, and Ed was jealous. Sanji wins the fight, but then gets wrenched by Winry. They both LOSE.


LOL this was my favorite
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[personal profile] solesakuma 2008-03-01 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
- What pick-up line would 5 (Sophie) use on 12 (Clow)?

"...You're the one of the most insufferable wizards I've ever met!"

What? For Sophie, that's sexy.

And it's sexy for Clow too. XDDDDDDDD

[identity profile] laurus-nobilis.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
... I don't even like TB/X and I want to see Clow and Hokuto's teaparty anyway. XD
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[identity profile] etrangere.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)

They dressed up as characters from Alice in Wonderland and threw a tea party that had all the ones who drank it cheery. The charges were suspicion of narcotraffic and drug abuse, but it was just magic. They don't believe them because the ones implied swore they saw strange illusions, angels, and talking lions.

Should be canon XDDD