It sure took ME ages D< Oh, and heh, just to let you know that anything regarding the Moon Tribe IS WTF material. Including Waka. ESPECIALLY Waka. [see icon and keywords, they speak trufax]
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[Ammy retrieves the Tao Mask and returns it to Abe]
(Abe) Huh!? That thing you're wearing... Isn't that my Tao Mask that was stolen!? You brought it back for me!? Oh, thank you! Really, I mean it!
(Issun) Heh... He looked better without that silly thing.
(Abe) Well? How do I look?
(Issun) Oh, uh... Not bad, I guess. As long as you're happy...
(Abe) Really!? Anyway, I'd like to give you this to thank you for finding my mask. If you hold that bead in your hand and wish with all your heart, I, Abe, shall come rushing to your side - Anytime, anywhere!
(Issun) Yeah, right...
(Abe) Just kidding! Now for your real reward... You know, that secret about Capt. Waka I promised to tell you? Well, I've always been absolutely fascinated by Capt. Waka. That's why I've studied so much about him! You wouldn't believe what I found out!
(Issun) Try me...
(Abe) OK, the Tao Troopers have been around for over 200 years, but there's no mention of any captain before Capt. Waka! Pretty strange, huh?
(Issun) Er... I don't get it.
(Abe) In other words, if you look back over our 200-year history, the only captain's name that ever pops up is Capt. Waka's! That would make Capt. Waka over 200 years old!
(Issun) Now you have my attention. 200 years is nothing for someone like me, but for a human? Now that's just plain weird.
(Abe) There's also the matter of that magical projection device... Only he knows how to use it. He really is a mysterious figure!
(Abe) If you look back over the Tao Troop's 200-year history, the only captain's name that ever pops up is Capt. Waka's! That would make Capt. Waka over 200 years old! He really is a mysterious figure! That's what I find so fascinating! I want to be just like him!
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Copypasta from the script:
[Ammy retrieves the Tao Mask and returns it to Abe]
(Abe) Huh!? That thing you're wearing... Isn't that my Tao Mask that was stolen!? You brought it back for me!? Oh, thank you! Really, I mean it!
(Issun) Heh... He looked better without that silly thing.
(Abe) Well? How do I look?
(Issun) Oh, uh... Not bad, I guess. As long as you're happy...
(Abe) Really!? Anyway, I'd like to give you this to thank you for finding my mask. If you hold that bead in your hand and wish with all your heart, I, Abe, shall come rushing to your side - Anytime, anywhere!
(Issun) Yeah, right...
(Abe) Just kidding! Now for your real reward... You know, that secret about Capt. Waka I promised to tell you? Well, I've always been absolutely fascinated by Capt. Waka. That's why I've studied so much about him! You wouldn't believe what I found out!
(Issun) Try me...
(Abe) OK, the Tao Troopers have been around for over 200 years, but there's no mention of any captain before Capt. Waka! Pretty strange, huh?
(Issun) Er... I don't get it.
(Abe) In other words, if you look back over our 200-year history, the only captain's name that ever pops up is Capt. Waka's! That would make Capt. Waka over 200 years old!
(Issun) Now you have my attention. 200 years is nothing for someone like me, but for a human? Now that's just plain weird.
(Abe) There's also the matter of that magical projection device... Only he knows how to use it. He really is a mysterious figure!
(Abe) If you look back over the Tao Troop's 200-year history, the only captain's name that ever pops up is Capt. Waka's! That would make Capt. Waka over 200 years old! He really is a mysterious figure! That's what I find so fascinating! I want to be just like him!