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Answer to that weird meme
This post.
The list, kindly shuffled by a random generator:
01. Raine (Tales of Symphonia)
02. Ginko (Mushishi)
03. Howl (Howl's Moving Castle)
04. Sheena (Tales of Symphonia)
05. Peony (Tales of the Abyss)
06. Ling (Fullmetal Alchemist)
07. Jade (Tales of the Abyss)
08. Ema (Ace Attorney)
09. Tamaki (Ouran Host Club)
10. Edgar (Final Fantasy VI)
11. Ushiwaka (Okami)
12. Teddie (Persona 4)
13. Winry (Fullmetal Alchemist)
14. Klavier (Ace Attorney)
15. Lucca (Chrono Trigger)
Now, let's HOPE the porny ones aren't with kids T_T
IF TWO (Ginko) WAS TRAINING NAKED AND OFFERED TO BANG 15 (Lucca) AGAINST A WALL WHAT WOULD 15 SAY?
...What kind of training would Ginko do? Smoking? Staring at the light river thing without going two-eyed blind? Are there even walls there? Lucca would probably be staring at the mushi instead anyway.
5 (Peony), 6 (Ling), 7 (Jade), 8 (Ema), and 9 (Tamaki) are now sailor scouts. Who is who?
MY EYES ARE BURNING. Okay. Sailor Iron Rappig, Sailor Greed, Sailor Fomicry (whose fonic artes, incidentally, DO look like sailor senshi attacks), Sailor Forensic Science, and Tamaki is Tuxedo Kamen because he has a solid supply of roses and is pretty much useless.
Also, I had these horrors saved in the corner of my photobucket:

You're welcome.
If 4 (Sheena) was beating up 11 (Ushiwaka) would 13 (Winry) try to save 4 or help 11?
Considering Waka is annoying and Sheena only hits others with a reason, Winry would probably have the wrench ready.
Would 1 (Raine) make a porno with 12 (Teddie)?
EWW, NO.
After seeing these questions, what would be 3 (Howl)'s opinion of me?
That you're bloody insane.
Who would make the best protagonist of a gritty, noir-ish detective novel?
I KNEW I had to add Naoto to the list. Um, Ema who's already a detective, except I'm not sure she can do noir well.
If Ten (Edgar) decided, on a whim or on the basis of a long-nurtured plan, to overthrow the government/kingdom/establishment of his country, how would he (or she) go about doing so?
He's already the king. But he can help to overthrow the Empire! That's what he's even doing in canon. The plan was to pretend to be an idiot who supported them, but helping the rebellion in secret. Or at least until the game began. Either way, it definitely involves power tools.
What would Six (Ling)'s Persona be like?
THIS GUY, TOTALLY. Would have physical attacks, some garu- spell, and some almighty.
What is Fifteen (LUcca)'s opinion of jupiterk?
That her ideas aren't very rational. Wall where?
1 (Raine) and 4 (Sheena) are playing chess. Who wins?
Raine. Definitely.
7 (Jade) and 9 (Tamaki) are ballerinas. Who gets the main part?
Tamaki because he's younger and sparklier. Ironically, Jade is better if we believe the anime.
12 (Teddie) and 5 (Peony). Together they FIGHT CRIME!
IT'S LIKE, THEIR DREAM COME TRUE. And they wear Power Ranger costumes. And ~~score hot ladies~~. They're like Adam West's campy Batman and Robin except without gay pedo and with sparkly blond. Holy grizzly bears, Rappigman!
The list, kindly shuffled by a random generator:
01. Raine (Tales of Symphonia)
02. Ginko (Mushishi)
03. Howl (Howl's Moving Castle)
04. Sheena (Tales of Symphonia)
05. Peony (Tales of the Abyss)
06. Ling (Fullmetal Alchemist)
07. Jade (Tales of the Abyss)
08. Ema (Ace Attorney)
09. Tamaki (Ouran Host Club)
10. Edgar (Final Fantasy VI)
11. Ushiwaka (Okami)
12. Teddie (Persona 4)
13. Winry (Fullmetal Alchemist)
14. Klavier (Ace Attorney)
15. Lucca (Chrono Trigger)
Now, let's HOPE the porny ones aren't with kids T_T
IF TWO (Ginko) WAS TRAINING NAKED AND OFFERED TO BANG 15 (Lucca) AGAINST A WALL WHAT WOULD 15 SAY?
...What kind of training would Ginko do? Smoking? Staring at the light river thing without going two-eyed blind? Are there even walls there? Lucca would probably be staring at the mushi instead anyway.
5 (Peony), 6 (Ling), 7 (Jade), 8 (Ema), and 9 (Tamaki) are now sailor scouts. Who is who?
MY EYES ARE BURNING. Okay. Sailor Iron Rappig, Sailor Greed, Sailor Fomicry (whose fonic artes, incidentally, DO look like sailor senshi attacks), Sailor Forensic Science, and Tamaki is Tuxedo Kamen because he has a solid supply of roses and is pretty much useless.
Also, I had these horrors saved in the corner of my photobucket:


You're welcome.
If 4 (Sheena) was beating up 11 (Ushiwaka) would 13 (Winry) try to save 4 or help 11?
Considering Waka is annoying and Sheena only hits others with a reason, Winry would probably have the wrench ready.
Would 1 (Raine) make a porno with 12 (Teddie)?
EWW, NO.
After seeing these questions, what would be 3 (Howl)'s opinion of me?
That you're bloody insane.
Who would make the best protagonist of a gritty, noir-ish detective novel?
I KNEW I had to add Naoto to the list. Um, Ema who's already a detective, except I'm not sure she can do noir well.
If Ten (Edgar) decided, on a whim or on the basis of a long-nurtured plan, to overthrow the government/kingdom/establishment of his country, how would he (or she) go about doing so?
He's already the king. But he can help to overthrow the Empire! That's what he's even doing in canon. The plan was to pretend to be an idiot who supported them, but helping the rebellion in secret. Or at least until the game began. Either way, it definitely involves power tools.
What would Six (Ling)'s Persona be like?
THIS GUY, TOTALLY. Would have physical attacks, some garu- spell, and some almighty.
What is Fifteen (LUcca)'s opinion of jupiterk?
That her ideas aren't very rational. Wall where?
1 (Raine) and 4 (Sheena) are playing chess. Who wins?
Raine. Definitely.
7 (Jade) and 9 (Tamaki) are ballerinas. Who gets the main part?
Tamaki because he's younger and sparklier. Ironically, Jade is better if we believe the anime.
12 (Teddie) and 5 (Peony). Together they FIGHT CRIME!
IT'S LIKE, THEIR DREAM COME TRUE. And they wear Power Ranger costumes. And ~~score hot ladies~~. They're like Adam West's campy Batman and Robin except without gay pedo and with sparkly blond. Holy grizzly bears, Rappigman!
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i-i think my crazy is beautiful.
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cool story
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But I have never, ever seen something as disturbingly right as Sailor Fomicry. WHY DOES IT WORK SO WELL, UNIVERSE? WHY?!
That aside, the Jade Emperor would make an amazing persona if he wasn't so magnificent and powerful. Rappigman, on the other hand...
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I think ATLUS would probably redesign Jade Emperor to look either goofy or creepy, so there wouldn't be an issue of magnificence there. Either way, it suits Ling's theme.