Twilight Princess log 002a

[taotrooper]

SPOILERS up to, um, Forest Temple.

Last time I saved, I was about to enter the last part of Faron forest. Dunno, I think I thought I was going to enter a temple so I saved just in case. So anyway, I get to find the kid, locked in a cage with a female monkey (OMG it's female because she has a FLOWER on her head!). I free the irresponsible bastards that ruined Link's "day off". He goes all "don't tell my dad", but it looks like Colin Creevey told HIS dad. Tut tut, have more faith on Teh Linkorz. So if the pug face, the lameness, and the possible fagness wasn't enough to get despised and bullied by the other kids, now Colin adds "telling off" to his CV of antisociality. Poor kid.

Next day is the day the world as we know it ends (and I feel fiiiiiine) Link has to go to Hyrule Castle to kiss the king's ass representing the village. But gee, even if he's way more responsible than most adults in town put together, trusting Link that much? Why is he a better choice than other people? Disgusting possibility: he's hot and young, and the king is into that. But with the fate of Ordon in his (left-handy, thank you very much) hands, what does he do before setting off? WORK. Again, herding the fucking buffalos cows sheep goats.

But before the mayor gives me the sword already, Ilia shows her true colors: as in the one wearing the pants in the whole town. No, really. She goes "WTF Epona's leg is hurt because of you forcing her to jump, you insensitive dick! You're soooooo not going to the shiny capital with her, young man!" And on the meantime, daddy mayor and Link exchange looks of "oops D:" A part of me was LOLing because Link is so her bitch, and the other part was wanting to yell to the screen "Excuse me princess (wait, wrong love interest), but go yell at my boss, who puts the stupid fence on the door every time I want to leave the ranch, so stop PMSing on the wrong person!" But you know, I'd lose anyway because she's an NPC and shit.

And what does the mayor tell me? To go follow her and get Epona back or I won't be able to make it. Gee, thanks dad.

So in front of my house there's the fanclub. Irresponsible Boy and Sarcastic Baby don't let me pass with Colin Creevey, because he's a coward big-mouthed fag or something. But then as soon as I give him my sword (dude, that kid is like my brother or something, with his 1337 lawyer convincing skillz; and I gave it the sword because I know I won't be needing it anyway) they go away. Colin told me at some moment he wants to be like Link when he grows up, except for the sword-and-slingshot part because they're scary. Er. Yeah, this is The Goddamn Batman Hero, the sword is kinda GRANTED. But Colin means he wants to be like Link to ride horses and all. Dude, then become a jockey!

So anyway, when I glance at the baka brothers swinging the sword, Colin disappears. Dude, this is either the most shameless kidnapping ever, or a game bug, or Colin went get the camera.

I get to the fountain and the gates are closed. But what the hell, Colin Creevey is inside with Ilia! Ilia is still PMS and going "well, Link [insert middle name] [insert last name], if you think you're getting this poor horse today, you're dead wrong unless you kiss me with tongue". Colin decides to stop being a wuss and bitchslap Ilia his rival in love by telling her What Happened Yesterday. I mindboggle a bit because I didn't even use Epona that much in the rescue, but I still shrug and slither through the stupid hole that is the not so secret entrance.

When I get back, Colin had told his tale, probably omitting personal wet fantasies. And it works, because Ilia is all like "OMG awww that was so brave and hawt! Forgive me, Link! Let me heal Epona for you!"

PWNED.

But then Ilia is all resented because Epona is cold with her. Then in an act that proves she IS on her period, she tells her aloud "oh man, you still love your master more than me D:"

Hold it. Are you being jealous of the other, er, female in Link's life (*tries NOT to think about furry, but that damn village and their big buffalo-goats does it for her), or do you have a crush on Epona? Color me confused.

Then, you know, she starts saying good-bye, telling us (Link and Epona) to be careful, and then... invaders!

To be continued because I have class now.

Comments

[telrunya.livejournal.com]

Lol, me encantan tus comentarios y estaré pendiente por leer los demás. Colin completamente tiene crush en Link, y qué bueno que no soy la única que pensó en Colin Creevey XD.

[rainmage.livejournal.com]

Yo antes de jugar pensaba que Colin era una niña bastante fea Dx Y conocerlo en persona no mejora mucho con su imagen de mujercito pasivo, no. Que sí, que es bueno ver varones que no tengan obsesión con los deportes, pero creo que éste es como letárgico a TODO excepto esas fantasías suyas de Link cabalgando desnudo.... Y su caña de pescar grita rarito.

A todo esto, Colin Creevey alguna vez salió con alguien en los libros, aunque sea mención de pasada? Me huele a que ya tenemos el token gay character, e irónicamente es del que menos slashea la gente XD

Wah, si fuera por mí lo seguiría haciendo, pero es que me da tanta hueva... Al menos no de forma narrativa porque me deja exhausta ;_; Casi que me dan ganas de no seguir jugando porque no he ranteado de todo, y eso no es sano.

[telrunya.livejournal.com]

Entonces mejor no los hagas, mejor dedícate a jugar y olvídate de comentarlo ♥. Pon algunos comentarios al azar o algo así, si realmente tienes ganas de ellos.

Yo no recuerdo que alguna vez se mencionara que Colin Creevey saliera con alguien, ni de pasada... Yo recuerdo una vez haber leído un fanfic de Colin donde era gay, pero era más crack que otra cosa.

La primera vez que vi a Colin pensé que era niña también, aunque me gustó mucho en general por razones que luego comentaremos :D.

[shidouhikaru15.livejournal.com]

Wow, hacer un mega resumen del nuevo juego de Zelda O.O (en lo personal yo me conformo con jugar un buen de horas hasta que mi espalda ya no aguante XD) y un toque cómico.

Sólo diré que te vas a entretener un montón XD

[rainmage.livejournal.com]

Entretener jugando o comentando? XD

Como le decía arriba a telrunya, como que ya me cansé del coñazo de contar cada una de mis jugadas y explicar todos mis in-jokes x___x Si acaso de ahora en adelante comentaré en líneas generales y no tipo crónicas.

[shidouhikaru15.livejournal.com]

Mmm...yo digo que ambas ^^

-Si acaso de ahora en adelante comentaré en líneas generales y no tipo crónicas-

Bueno ya me hacía algo exagerado escribir una mega crónica del juego x___x