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[taotrooper]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH asdngashasdjag.

WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT!

CCS!Syaoran/Sakura's SON?!?! Wait a fucking second, this is hurting my brain T_T

........Sooooo, any Sakura/Syaoran combination in Tsubasa is technically inbreeding. OKAY! This makes the Kinomoto Elektra Complex to look healthy. *breaks out the "ur momma" jokes*

ETA: Now I wouldn't be surprised if they make it so Watanuki was another son and "Syaoran" is his brother. I mean, um, CCS!Li can cook? And he doesn't remember his parents anyway? IDK, it's lame enough to be true.

WTF Ohkawa, leave the CCS people alone with their happy endings.

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[lluvia]

jlhñg´khlñg´I JUST READ THEM WHAT WHAT WHAT


AAAAAAHHH CLAMP WHY

[rainmage.livejournal.com]

My brain, she hurts T_T

[sammywhatammy]

...Wait.


Seriously?

[rainmage.livejournal.com]

Check it out (http://tsubasaforum.1.forumsvibe.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=269&st=0&sk=t&sd=a)

*returns to headwall session*

[sammywhatammy]

GAWD WHAT.

TRC'S PLOT IS SO TERRIBLE. NO WONDER I HAVEN'T BEEN READING SINCE CELES. WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT. I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THIS FAGGOTRY.
dfjglhsdfjkgd ewwwwwwwww Oedipus compleeeeeeeex

[rainmage.livejournal.com]

W-well, I haven't read with much attention lately but R!Syaoran at least at the beginning was avoiding to be romantic with C!Sakura so... maybe it's just the clones who are all LOLINCESTLOL. But don't take my word on it, these are the people who wrote a lady assassin loving his only son (LOL Sakurazukamoris).

[sammywhatammy]

djflhskdjfhglskdjflsd

[rainmage.livejournal.com]

Hay momentos como éste en que quisiera no estar leyéndolo. Y S/S ni siquiera es mi pairing, y de todos modos... goddammit it.

[ilye-aru.livejournal.com]

.......................... WHAT?

[rainmage.livejournal.com]

WHAT IS WRIGHT RIGHT.

[laurus-nobilis.livejournal.com]

Like I said in my own LJ: So if these spoilers turns out to be the real thing, my new philosophy for CLAMP fanfic will be "Let's pick the bits of canon I like and ignore the rest. IT'S WHAT THE PROS DO!"

I kind of like the idea of Watanuki being their kid, if that didn't make them, y'know. Dead.

[rainmage.livejournal.com]

Y-yeah, we'll have to do that. I might have to start ignoring from after Rekort and imagining they're still happily traveling together with no issues lalala, though.

I've never seen larger plotholes in a CLAMP revelation, so I really hope it was someone fanficcing on the Japanese boards.

[laurus-nobilis.livejournal.com]

I hope so too, but then I remember stuff like "R!Syaoran has Clow Reed's blood" and, well, nnngh. And TRC has raped CCS's plot since the beginning so I don't have much hopes.

[danly.livejournal.com]

Esto no es "OMFG! ¡Nunca se me hubiese ocurrido eso!". Es "OMFG! ¡Se me ocurrió eso pero era tan absurdo que lo descarté!". Me están entrando ganas de dar a todos los personajes de Tsubasa padres al azar. Incluso a Kurogane... ¿qué? ¿Que vimos a sus padres? ¿Y qué? Clamp lo hace, ¿por qué yo no?

[rainmage.livejournal.com]

Eh, todavía tienen tiempo a joder a los padres de Kurogane. Like, Kuro-papa es en realidad un clon del mismo Kurogane hecho por FWR y mandándolo al pasado de Nippon, haciendo que éste sea su propio abuelo. Olvida eso que Kurogane debería tener la mitad del contenido genético de su madre o cómo funciona el ADN porque eso es para sissies!

Dicho esto, una vez le di padres en Tsubasa a YUE (digo, una versión AU de Yue, no el guardián, but still). Eran dos arcángeles de Wish, por cierto.

ETA: No, espera, tengo una mejor! Kuro-papa es el assbaby de Kurogane y Fay! El que se em-pregó fue, por supuesto, Kurogane...

[danly.livejournal.com]

Los padres de Kurogane son los siguientes, ya verás. Y es que en realidad Kurogane y Fay tuvieron gemelos: un niño y una niña. FWR los capturó e hizo clones de ellos y uno es Kuro-papa y el otro Kuro-mama. Porque ya sabes que la nueva moda en Tsubasa es el incesto =D

[rainmage.livejournal.com]

Naaaaah, en realidad Kuro-mama es la hija incestuosa de Kendappa y Tomoyo.

[danly.livejournal.com]

¡Jamás hubiese esperado eso! Y eso explica el cariño que Tomoyo le tiene a Kurogane, quien en realidad es su nieto.

[laurus-nobilis.livejournal.com]

Eso de "Kyle y Xing Huo son los papás de Clow clonados" cada vez suena más creíble...

[rainmage.livejournal.com]

Y hasta mucho mejor que LOL HIJO DE SAKUSYAO LOL.

[danly.livejournal.com]

¿Y FWR sería clon del hijo de quiénes? ¿Clow y Yuuko?

[csakuras.livejournal.com]

I don't keep up with Tsubasa at all, but......

WHAT?!

[rainmage.livejournal.com]

Well, CLAMP series ARE supposed to have mind-fucking revelations once in a while, but this one makes so little sense even the old-time fans are cringing. On the other hand, the spoilers might be fake.

[solesakuma]

Well, I'm already deciding which ABBA song I'll use for the next chapter. XP

[rainmage.livejournal.com]

This one needs heavy ammo: make it bit by bit of a whole Greatest Hits record.

[solesakuma]

Hm, ABBA Gold as a whole.
Or maybe going all the way and use Miranda!/Nino Bravo for maximum effect.

[icephoenix.livejournal.com]

YES! SO CLOSE!
I bet a friend that TRC was worse than any daytime soap and she said that though there may be vampires, clones and time-manipulation, the mark of a TRUE crappy daytime soap is incest.
I win!

[rainmage.livejournal.com]

We still don't know if the spoilers are fake, though. They were posted by someone other than the regulars.

But you could win the bet, probably. And it says a lot about the fandom if the fans thought they had the balls to do that. And I LOL'd at the bet.

[lodelco.livejournal.com]

IT'S A LIE!!! Besides, in that spoiler, Yuuko said they should avoid 'random talk' and she approached him even though he didn't have a 'wish'.

And R!Syaoran said in the latest chapters that he was already with R!Sakura in Clow Country before she was captured.

[rainmage.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it does make zero sense even for CLAMP not that they wouldn't retcon something.., so that's why I'm hoping it was someone fanficcing in the spoiler thread.

[shirasakura.livejournal.com]

WHAAAAAAAAAT???? o_____0

Pleeeeaaassse, don't screw up my timeline, CLAMP. I almost had one figured out so that CCS, HoLiC, Kobato, Suki, and Legal Drug were all in the same world.

[rainmage.livejournal.com]

They could still be fake. Maybe. But I still had to let go the WTFfaggotry taste they left me.

You did? :O I gave up on timelines when I noticed the seasons go through CCS and HOLiC like running water and no one ages or changes school years or, you know, graduates. Ever.

[lodelco.livejournal.com]

'cept that with HOLiC Yuuko did say that space-time was distorting already...

[shirasakura.livejournal.com]

There was a bit of a timeline in CCS that I can't be bothered to dig up my notes on again. I think at the end I had them as nearly done with whatever level of school they were in at the series started or something.

I put down the lack of changes in the school year as part of FWR being a manipulative bastard to try to isolate Watanuki because I still believe he's actually the most important character in both plots. That, or the space-time continuum is breaking and it's still FWR's fault that Watanuki et al are stuck repeating high school in a loop (a personal nightmare).

The other ones were already established to be in the same world by crossovers between the works. Legal Drug is set a bit after the end of Suki, and xxxHOLiC is at an indeterminate time in Legal Drug, and Kobato is the same but with xxxHOLiC. There was something I had almost worked out, but now...

[rainmage.livejournal.com]

I disagree about CCS having a timeline. I once went and tried to count the number of springs, and it was more than three. Which is impossible unless everyone (including Touya and Yukito) repeated course at least once. And mind you, by the time Nakuru popped around, those two weren't even supposed to still be in high school since they started the series in sophomore year. In the end I gave up.

[yaired.livejournal.com]

*cerebro roto*

Esto termina de descartar y desvalorizar cualquier relación entre CCS y TRC ante mis ojos U_U

[hagachi.livejournal.com]

Eones que no leo TRC pero esto frikea a cualquier otaku -__-|||

Kuro-papa es el assbaby de Kurogane y Fay!
hoee.. ke lindo! xD