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taotrooper) wrote2005-01-10 04:50 pm
taotrooper) wrote2005-01-10 04:50 pm
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Again, I'm the bitch
Dear ET fangirls:
Here's just another reason why that ship is not going to work, if you're still unsure about the usual ones (you know, like "they never talk to each other", "it doesn't make sense!", "it's so damn OOC", "she doesn't need a couple to be happy, unlike YOU, pathetic fool", "did you forget about Kaho?", "Tomoyo happens to like *girls*", "he's mentally over forty years older than her", "Spinel wouldn't like to be on tape every week", et cetera.)
If, for any reason, Eriol craves to date Tomoyo, there's an enormous obstacle by the name of Sonomi. Remember Sonomi Daidouji, Tomoyo's mom?
Do you really think she would let her precious daughter to smooch with a guy who:
a) is perfect in everything he does,
b) smiles a lot,
c) wears glasses,
d) looks exactly like FUJITAKA KINOMOTO?
Of course she wouldn't. She would kill him first. With an axe. A huge axe.
So consider that when you write your badfic.
Sincerely NOT yours,
Kirisame
... Um, now that think about it, that's not gonna work either. As a matter of fact, they are capable of killing Sonomi off, or doing a Romeo and Juliet cliché kind of story ("were gonna elope my luv!11".)
O___O;
[destroys letter]
Here's just another reason why that ship is not going to work, if you're still unsure about the usual ones (you know, like "they never talk to each other", "it doesn't make sense!", "it's so damn OOC", "she doesn't need a couple to be happy, unlike YOU, pathetic fool", "did you forget about Kaho?", "Tomoyo happens to like *girls*", "he's mentally over forty years older than her", "Spinel wouldn't like to be on tape every week", et cetera.)
If, for any reason, Eriol craves to date Tomoyo, there's an enormous obstacle by the name of Sonomi. Remember Sonomi Daidouji, Tomoyo's mom?
Do you really think she would let her precious daughter to smooch with a guy who:
a) is perfect in everything he does,
b) smiles a lot,
c) wears glasses,
d) looks exactly like FUJITAKA KINOMOTO?
Of course she wouldn't. She would kill him first. With an axe. A huge axe.
So consider that when you write your badfic.
Sincerely NOT yours,
Kirisame
... Um, now that think about it, that's not gonna work either. As a matter of fact, they are capable of killing Sonomi off, or doing a Romeo and Juliet cliché kind of story ("were gonna elope my luv!11".)
O___O;
[destroys letter]
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