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taotrooper) wrote2005-01-10 04:50 pm
taotrooper) wrote2005-01-10 04:50 pm
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Again, I'm the bitch
Dear ET fangirls:
Here's just another reason why that ship is not going to work, if you're still unsure about the usual ones (you know, like "they never talk to each other", "it doesn't make sense!", "it's so damn OOC", "she doesn't need a couple to be happy, unlike YOU, pathetic fool", "did you forget about Kaho?", "Tomoyo happens to like *girls*", "he's mentally over forty years older than her", "Spinel wouldn't like to be on tape every week", et cetera.)
If, for any reason, Eriol craves to date Tomoyo, there's an enormous obstacle by the name of Sonomi. Remember Sonomi Daidouji, Tomoyo's mom?
Do you really think she would let her precious daughter to smooch with a guy who:
a) is perfect in everything he does,
b) smiles a lot,
c) wears glasses,
d) looks exactly like FUJITAKA KINOMOTO?
Of course she wouldn't. She would kill him first. With an axe. A huge axe.
So consider that when you write your badfic.
Sincerely NOT yours,
Kirisame
... Um, now that think about it, that's not gonna work either. As a matter of fact, they are capable of killing Sonomi off, or doing a Romeo and Juliet cliché kind of story ("were gonna elope my luv!11".)
O___O;
[destroys letter]
Here's just another reason why that ship is not going to work, if you're still unsure about the usual ones (you know, like "they never talk to each other", "it doesn't make sense!", "it's so damn OOC", "she doesn't need a couple to be happy, unlike YOU, pathetic fool", "did you forget about Kaho?", "Tomoyo happens to like *girls*", "he's mentally over forty years older than her", "Spinel wouldn't like to be on tape every week", et cetera.)
If, for any reason, Eriol craves to date Tomoyo, there's an enormous obstacle by the name of Sonomi. Remember Sonomi Daidouji, Tomoyo's mom?
Do you really think she would let her precious daughter to smooch with a guy who:
a) is perfect in everything he does,
b) smiles a lot,
c) wears glasses,
d) looks exactly like FUJITAKA KINOMOTO?
Of course she wouldn't. She would kill him first. With an axe. A huge axe.
So consider that when you write your badfic.
Sincerely NOT yours,
Kirisame
... Um, now that think about it, that's not gonna work either. As a matter of fact, they are capable of killing Sonomi off, or doing a Romeo and Juliet cliché kind of story ("were gonna elope my luv!11".)
O___O;
[destroys letter]
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Mmm... why suddenly Sonomi and Yuuko seem to have something in common?
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Get away, plotbunnies! I have no time for you right now!
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Fufufufu.
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So true. Sonomi would kill Eriol before he could even date Tomoyo.
And Sonomi is too strong, Fanfic writer wouldn't be able to kill her !
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*is scared*
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I actually hadn't thought about that arguement, but you are 100% right.
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Crap, did this rant offend you? o_o Crap. This wasn't supposed to offend anti-ET people, and it wasn't supposed to offend intelligent people. I'm so so sorry!
God, I knew it, no matter what I say to fandom, and no matter how I'll say it, I'll be the bitch. *falls into depression*
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... y aún así me entran ganas de tirarme por una ventana a veces por gustarme una 'ship tan absurda -_- Pero tranquila, te lo digo antes de que se te ocurra pensarlo, no me has ofendido en absoluto, es sólo que de pronto he visto "la otra cara de la moneda" y me ha dado por pensar y darle vueltas a la cabeza (mi hobby favorito). Supongo que no es malo... ¿no? ó_ò
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Y yo emparejo al susodicho del rant con una chica con la que habla 3 veces, así que hipócrita sí soy un poco. Pero al menos para mí tiene más sentido, y tampoco es que los shipee tanto.
No es la pareja que me choque: son las fangirls detrás de ella. Sea como sea, sigo siendo la bitch.