taotrooper: It's a polar bear dancing the hula; your argument is invalid (Kurogane / Keel!)
I'm copy-pasting something I wrote for a board for Syaoran fanbrats. I know I'll stir wank over there, but I'm fucking sick and tired of some people's attitude with the "don't hate Syaoran!" attitude. Some even go "hate Fei Wang, not Syaoran!" Gee, I won't be able to hate both at the same time, then?

Wanking in Spanish I won't attempt to translate )

Me disculpo con [livejournal.com profile] miyazawa_lulu y [livejournal.com profile] clow_shirow por ser tan grosera en sus foros. Lo siento mucho. Si me quieren bannear después de esto, no me molestará. Les juro que no me registré para troll-ear.
taotrooper: It's a polar bear dancing the hula; your argument is invalid (Eriol by me)
En el tema que explica porqué Kaho no es asaltacunas:

Bairon me envió para aca u_ú Y acabo de descubrir que el Club de Fans de Eriol Hiiragizawa tenía razón... ¡Pero no creas que por demostrar este hecho voy a borrar o a quemar mi bello fic de Eriol! - Lo acerca a una vela - Es lo más preciado que tengo después de años perdidos en un simple borrón y cuenta nueva de disco duro. Oh no muchachito, eso no va a suceder. - Ve el reflejo de una flama en su pantalla - ¡No! ¡Mi amado fic! -Apaga el incendio -

Bueno T_T Saber o no que Eri-kun es casi un cincuentón no cambia las cosas entre él como mago y yo como su fan *-* Eri... - Se va y se desmaya en la entrada de su casa -

Y por cierto, buena investigación n_n


Al menos está empezando a reconocer el canon y no flameó a Kaho. Ya eso es algo.

Claro, en el tema de "a quién amaba Tomoyo" las crazees empiezan a pulular, entre un mar de acuerdo del Sakura/Tomoyo siendo one-sided canon:

a lo mejor tomoyo le gustaba Eriol, no muchas veces se acercaba a el.

Aunque las CLAMP no lo han dicho esto siguen siendo un misterio.


Bueno, estupidez y negación de canon obvio aparte. O te falta un(os) signo(s) de interrogación por ahí, o estás afirmando que NO se acercaba mucho a él. Qué lindo, te estás contradiciendo a ti misma, a no ser que pienses que mucha distancia = amor. De cualquier modo, lastimas mis sesos con tu lógica, cualquiera de las dos que sea. Auch.

No es E/T, sino el raro y elusivo T/T.

ella estaba enamorada de touya en el manga se ve claro como se sonroja cada vbez que lo ve ^^

y eriol esta con la proferosa Mizuki, si es verdad!!


¡Sonrojos = amor!

Oh, espera, entonces medio elenco ha engañado a medio elenco cuando se sonrojaban en la presencia de otras personas. ¡Eriol/Syaoran es canon también!

En fin...

O.o yo tmb creo k A Tomoyo le gustaba Sakura xD"!"", pero yo creo k se veria bien con Eriol xD!, o.O y nunk eh visto el Manga T_T.

Se nota.

Me hubiera gustado que ella se enamorara de Eriol, hacen muy bonita pareja, pero lástima u.u, la verdad es que Tomoyo quiere a Sakura, porque está muy obsesionada con ella, y eso es demasiado.

*

Tomoyo ama a Sakura, of course....es re obvio, sobre todo en el manga, con esos tipicos comentarios estilo que Sakura la quiere pero no de la forma en que ella (Tomoyo) quisiera...jejeje, es requete obvio
pd: yo tmb hubiera querido que a Tomoyo le gustase Eriol, y viceversa..


Al menos éstas también comprenden el canon. Mi fe en la humanidad y este fandom crece un poquito.

Pero luego una suelta:

Es Una pregunta con respuesta obvia: A Tomoyo le gustaba Sakura. Solo que a muchos le gusta ver la parejita "normal" Tomoyo-Eriol, ojo! sin ofender, como posibilidad cabe, remota y fuera de las Clamp. lo ultimo que quiero es hacer otra polemica como la de la sexualidad de Syao xD (es otro tema asi que no me respondan sobre eso y ademas no tiene nada que ver xP)

A ver, a ver. Qué tiene de normal una pareja en que la chica tiene 11 años y el "chico" podría tener un cuerpo de más de cuarenta años si no hubiese detenido su crecimiento -sin contar el hecho de que su mente tiene siglos de vieja?

Eso, y que CLAMP considera tan normal la homosexualidad como la pedofilia/diferencia de edades.

Vamos, yo prefiero que sean sinceros y digan que shippean E/T porque les dan asco las lesbianas o porque no les va el yuri a que digan que E/T es "más normal". Nnnnnnnnng.

En este momento me gustaría tener mi icon E/T-no-es-canon subido.

ETA: Por cierto, no me uno al club de Eriol de ese foro porque está infestado de las E/T shippers del foro. ¿Esto me hace elitista o discriminadora?
taotrooper: It's a polar bear dancing the hula; your argument is invalid (Touya/Yukito are not pleased)
Hace poco señalaba un homofóbico en el subforo de CLAMP que modero. Recuerdan?

Alguien le contestó. Justo el día en que se me olvidó chequear el foro.

Y hubo un pequeño wank.

Una joya. Si no fuera la moderadora, le hubiese caído encima con imágenes subidas de tono del FyeKuro en el canon sólo para molestarlo más.

Cuando regrese, le tomo screencaps, por si acaso.
taotrooper: It's a polar bear dancing the hula; your argument is invalid (Touya/Yukito are not pleased)
Visto en los foros que modero:

Cual es su aficion por el yaoi, es completamente asqueroso q distorcionen una historia tan buena como tsubasa argumentando parejas yaoi como fye y kurogane o ahora syaoran y kurogane, y al parecer son puras mujeres a las q esto les parece agradable, yo lo repruebo completamente y no creo q la historia se vaya por ahi siendo q no es una serie yaoi, eso dejenselo a los doujinshis q saldran de esto y solo aquel q le guste esas porquerias podra verlo mientras no sigan desprestigiando una serie tan buena con argumentos yaoi.

Dicho por un hombre con una de esas cartas de Yugioh rubia y tetona en la firma y el avatar.

Me da incluso más risa porque lo he visto unas horas después de leer este wank sobre Kingdom Hearts y slash.

Y digo, chico, has visto la misma serie que yo? Pero si es una serie de CLAMP, maldita sea! Lo ponen pero TAN fácil! Touya/Yukito OTP! Y voy a shippear Fye/Kuro en serio para llevarle la contraria a los Kuromoyo y los Fye/Chii, porque ugh. La mejor pareja het son married!Sorashi y Kuro-papa/Kuro-mama, porque de resto vaya asco.

Una pena que nadie wankee con él. Bueno, mejor que no, porque la que tiene que limpiar el desorden soy yo.

[/Spanish]

By the way, if someone can say Syaoran is apparently bi because he liked Yukito, then I should be able to say Sakura should be as well, considering the hanyan reactions over Kaho. Enough said.
taotrooper: It's a polar bear dancing the hula; your argument is invalid (The Elrics found their fandom)
Mismo foro, mismo canal, mismos idiotas. Los mejores momentos )
taotrooper: It's a polar bear dancing the hula; your argument is invalid (FMA / Ninjas on a motherf'ing train!)
Manga is fine for appeasing the spirit, but there are no voices or movement to accompany the words and pictures. We can use our imaginations to play the volumes out, forever thanking the fine voice actors who gave the characters life (whether you prefer the Japanese or English version).

Except my favorite characters have NO VOICES in any fucking language!

Of course, there's always this and this, and they really fit my mental voice image (I finally finished Azumanga Daioh so I can approve the choice for Lan XD), but it's not the point.

Incidentally, in my head, Ling Yao, Kujaku and Mong Ryong all sound the same. ROFL WTF!

I need to write a crossover fanfic in which Shin Shunkaden and Fullmetal Alchemist collide. He's the thirteenth prince of Xing. He's the Amenosa. Together, they eat and leech from people! flirt! fight crime!

...QUÉ?

Mar. 16th, 2006 02:40 am
taotrooper: It's a polar bear dancing the hula; your argument is invalid (Kurogane / Keel!)
kirisame,

The following review has been submitted to: Volveré a ti Chapter: 1

From: Hohenheim mx ( http://www.fanfiction.net/u/987423/ )
Reply URL:
http://www.fanfiction.net/secure/review_pm.php?reviewid=39414871
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bueno no se nota mucho lo de roy, me ha gustado la carta me gusta mucho
el personaje de maes pero mas me gusta mustang , ambos son cheveres,
esto ah tocado mi alma aunque la carta esta bastante simple lo cual me
agrada mas, por que si se pone muy romanticona como que no estan creible;
si yo fuera cualquier personaje de fam me casaria con huegs aunke
tendria ke matar a su mujer
bueno ami que nn

******

Y esto? Era un fic MAES/GRACIA.
taotrooper: It's a polar bear dancing the hula; your argument is invalid (Yue / Die)
Worst pasteded on yay eva: Yue/Tomoyo.

*facepalm*

And there's a second one in the second page.

Oh, and really, it'll be better if you don't understand the comments. They're all like, "cute but it should be Eriol instead n_n". And it all goes downhill from there, because they start ignoring the pastede images and go fangirling the prettiness of E/T.

YUCK.

I knew there was a reason I avoided that subforum for months.
taotrooper: It's a polar bear dancing the hula; your argument is invalid (The Elrics found their fandom)
Díganme que no estoy loca y que la letra de Kesenai Tsumi en español es prueba del Elricest!

...

Y luego se preguntan las Elricestuosas porqué tienen una fama de locas de los cojones. Quieres confirmación? Sí, querida, estás tan demente como una Harmonian escribiendo ensayos sobre los hipogrifos.
taotrooper: It's a polar bear dancing the hula; your argument is invalid (Ling Yao / True King)
[livejournal.com profile] hamsterfactor, before you do your next icon post... reconsider before you plug it in the main FMA comm. Because of this. If your icons are worse than this one, it could get really wanky. And the icon wasn't even that cynical.

...Now, bad publicity could do wonders, but we don't need to see canon vs. yaoi fanon debates distracting people from your pretties.

Anyway... before the study eats my sleepy soul away, I'll make the post I wanted to do.

Cut for FMA chapter 56 spoilers )

Busy busy

Feb. 11th, 2006 04:53 pm
taotrooper: It's a polar bear dancing the hula; your argument is invalid (The Elrics found their fandom)
Between the studying and the RP, I haven't fangirled FMA. Maybe I'll post something tomorrow.

But first! Latin fanbrats are as batshit as ever, considering they're saying:

a) They want to kill Xiao Mei the panda because she's not letting them see Ed's... Full Chin. And they seem to be serious! WTF?!

b) Who cares if Ed is sick worried about Winry, when Al gets to see Ed naked in the shower! "leikomgElricestissocanon" ¬¬U

Anyway...

I made the Johari word meme thing. Click in the previous link and define me! (current results)

And since I got tagged.

1. Thank the person who tagged you.
2. List five random/strange/weird things about you.
3. Tag five other people.
(not in the mood)

1. Um, thank you, [livejournal.com profile] the_great_elk. That's it?
2. There I go.
a) My pinky fingers are a bit deformed. The tip is all inclined since my birth. That freaks my brother out.
b) When I lived in Caracas, I had to sleep with the closet door and main door closed and the curtains over the window. Now that I live here, I don't do that door thing anymore. I think it's because of childhood fears.
However, I need the blinds all up.
c) I'm not comfortable with my feet naked. I have to sleep with socks, also, no matter how hot it is.
d) A big part of my English was self-taught. The other part I picked it up from school classes, books, magazines, movies, TV and of course the Internet. The first word I learned was "lettuce", because I asked my mom when I was 3 or something.
e) We had our first PC when I was 7. It was so archaic, the OS (MS-DOS) was in a diskette (the 5 inches ones, not the current ones) and we needed to put it in before the computer started running. Also, it had no hard disk and no mouse. The screen had only two colors: green and black. It was no more than a typing machine with a screen, with a couple of videogames and a clipart program.
taotrooper: It's a polar bear dancing the hula; your argument is invalid (Ling & Lan / Through the window)
Guys, I might stay at my mom's for a huge part of the weekend. So RP people, please wait for me until playing with my sandbox, okay? ^^

Tsubasa spoilers )

This is what happens when I decide to check links of the Pit boards I saved a while ago.

In the spoilerrific Ling thread, a Ling/Lan fan appeared to tell -in a delicate way- the Ling/Ed fans to cut the wangst already. Word, we're more screwed than them! But we have more hopes, also! Ed has his life without Ling's cock, while Lan Fan without Ling would have nothing left. So cry me a river, LingEders. Meanwhile, I'll play the world's smallest violin, just for you. *simulates tiny violin playing*

And they manage not to understand Ling's character in a fascinating way, also. And you're ignoring the Ling/Lan shipper. Props for you, dumbasses.

And I love how they changed the subject to talk about RoyEd, the movie, HeiEd and Elricest. And that has to do with manga and Ling, exactly, HOW?

I have to keep reading this, just to see if they flame Kiyuu-Chan for liking het.
taotrooper: It's a polar bear dancing the hula; your argument is invalid (Kouryuu - Desire)

Get your own spectral analysis from Area 23®


So reddish. So radish. Radish reddish!

ETA: Oh, adding a rant.

One of CLAMP's main characteristics IS the fact they don't quite repeat themselves in the same genre all over again. Even the works that are alike have different elements and are targeted to different audiences.

Right? Right. I mean, that's why I like them. They like to do different stuff. Even TRC, with all the "repetitive" and "uncreative" fame it has, bears no resemblance to any CLAMP work. It's an adventure shounen manga, despite all the sappy romance going on. XXXHOLiC has strong TB and GD elements, but it's not the same, either.

So, the fact I like several CLAMP works doesn't mean I'm going to like them all. I almost wanted to kill myself when I read one or two chapters of Sucky Suki Dakara Suki, and I'm not touching any CLAMP Campus series besides CCD. That's not my style. There's nothing wrong with that.

But I *know* all works are different, and I investigate about a series, or I read scanlations of it, before buying something. I think the only CLAMP series I bought with no background info and no spoilers was Shin Shunkaden, and it was because I trusted my flist's opinions about it. I was lucky I liked it, but it's not guaranteed you can succeed. There's a high chance you're not going to like a random CLAMP series you bought "because it's CLAMP, and CLAMP is goooood."

Therefore, everytime I see someone at the Dz boards posting threads like this ones: "I just read z series, and it sucked! Does anyone else think the same?" or "I just bought z, and it was [insert list of flaws or things the OP didn't like about it here]. I'm SO DISAPPOINTED! I totally wasted my money!", I want to hit them in the head with my Zero artbook.
taotrooper: It's a polar bear dancing the hula; your argument is invalid (Touya/Yukito are not pleased)
Yeah, procrastinating. I'm stuck on the assignment. Everything apparently works excepting the semaphore functions. Argh. I think I'll leave it there, ask tomorrow for help, and I'll go and study Algorithms.

Hey, look, channel 4 is starting House tomorrow night... *headdesk* I'll check it out anyway

Xing and Chinese zodiac. Or why Ling should've been born in the year of the Dragon.

Oh, and another small rant about TRC fanbrats. Yes, again. i cant wait 4 mor anime sap!!!!! but in anime!!! )

Ugh stress

Jan. 22nd, 2006 03:02 pm
taotrooper: It's a polar bear dancing the hula; your argument is invalid (Yuuko / You learn)
So, don't expect me around until the 31st. I have
- one assignment due Thursday
- one final on Monday
so I shouldn't even touch IM software at all.

I will be checking the flist now and then, though. And the email.

For [livejournal.com profile] elihice, Top five things you would love to see in a fandom.
Okay, I'm going to be random fandom specific here. Again, no order whatsoever.
1. Clow & Yuuko flashbacks, IN XXXHOLiC.
2. Yuuko insinuating she had/has a crush on Clow. Not likely, though.
3. More Clow country scenes that WON'T be Sakura-Syaoran centric. Touya, Yukito, Touya/Yukito, the King, Fujitaka... and the fucking ruins, of course.
4. Following characters crossovering in Tsubasa: ERIOL, Subaru, Hokuto, ERIOL, Kamui, ERIOL, CCS guardians... did I mention Eriol?
5. Crap, I spent 4/5 on CLAMP? >o< Uh, okay. It's a tie between Roy somehow pwning Bradley and escaping with Riza and all his group (and the Elric brothers, of course), suddenly Ling being the one controlling Greed and not the other way around, Mei being inside Al's armor because they need someone who can do alchemy, Lan Fan period. And in Bleach, I just want Ishida back and the DBZesque battles to be fewer, dammit.

Oh, and some thought for you, spoilerrific. If the Empress dies with no heirs since she's a lesbian and is doing Souma, would Tomoyo have to seize the throne, or is she stuck as the miko princess forever? Can she be Amaterasu and Tsukiyomi simultaneously?

Because the trend of kings and queens being teh ghey and having their little sisters as heirs... gosh, CLAMP.

(This question has been brought you by annoying Tomoyo/Kurogane fanbrats who don't bother reading the canon spoilers, and yet write stuff about a "King of Japan" and how Tomoyo becomes "Queen" after he dies [with Kurogane as his king, of course *gags*]. Dude, don't bother writing fanfic without being up to date with Japanese releases! There's a reason I don't dare making so many assumptions on Clow country fic: CLAMP is bound to contradict them!)

Sigh

Jan. 15th, 2006 03:29 pm
taotrooper: It's a polar bear dancing the hula; your argument is invalid (Ling Yao / True King)
Next week will be hell.

While I was finishing the Powerpoint presentation, I went and checked the Pit's forums out of curiosity. Now any CLAMPish one, though, but FMA ones. Here are some jewels of forums. My comments inside brackets.

FMA and Harry Potter plus other crossovers
Forum about FMA and Harry Potter Crossovers.
[...whyyyyyy]

Fav Bishies
Show pics of your fav bishies!
[...okay]

Yaoi Parings
The parings that we've seen...and your opinion on them
Admin: Ed'sGF4Life - Topics: 6 - Posts: 58
[Dude, you're making yaoi fangirls look stoopid. With double o.]

The Cuties of The pack!
Who do you think is the cutest on FMA?
[Pack? They come in packs?]

Dojinshi, FMA or whatnot
Like Dojinshi? like to DRAW doujinshi? talk about it!
[I thought this was a fanfiction website. Silly me.]

FMA FAN FORUM
THIS FORUM IS FOR FANS OF FULL METAL ALCHEMIST!
[capslock!]

Who thinks Hiromu Arkawa is a great anime artist?
Hiromu Arakwa is a great anime artist! .
[Not I, because I don't know this Arkawa person, and Hiromu ArAkawa is not an anime artist anyway *cries*]

EnvyxLust
looking for the pairing? Look no farther! Shameless self promotion come here!

Envy Fan Club
Discuss the many things that is Envy! XD
[I think he's, among those many things, a fucktard and a monster. Can I discuss that?]

Elricest en español
Hablemos de esta pareja n0n
Admin: Ilye-aru - Topics: 1 - Posts: 3
[Su nombre me suena de algo...]

Justice and Injustice
A forum mainly dedicated to those who love the characters that are both bad and good! A perfect Example would be Greed and Scar! Post any ideas favorite characters and pairings here! Opinions about the Devil's Nest Crew is appreciated .
[Because gray means being both black and white. Bitch, please.]

Fullmetal Alchemist, but lots 'o Edward
Talk about anything Fullmetal Alchemist here. Just keep it so that it follows the rules.
[But especially, talk about Edward. Lots o' him.]

Anime spoiler one )

Blocked
Having a writer's block? Come here for some ideas. If you have some then post them here.
[*is afraid to see the suggested "ideas"*]

Who's Your Favorite Fullmetal Alchemist Character
tell everyone about who your fav FMA character is and how you just can't stop drooling over. them
[So I necessarily have to drool over my favorite character. Smooooooth.]

Wrath
We all know he's cool. This is the place to talk about him!
[No, he isn't! Not anime!Wrath, I mean.]

More death spoilers, gotta love them )

Am I in Character for when you just have to know
A place for authors to luster, talk, get a friend, and ask the important questions of your genre....Like what bathgel Zolf kimblee uses. xD
[And Kimblee's bathgel has to do with ICness, exactly WHAT?]

Fullmetal Alchemist Original Characters Forum
For those proud of their characters of the fandom of FMA. I can't stand a story without atleast one fan char, whether it be the main character, or just a nurse.
[You know your fandom is full of Sues when you stumble to this kind of crap]

Full Metal
Trust me, i have no idea what these forums are!
[...]

BURN!
Named because Roy Mustang is one of my fav characters, but it's a forum for FMA anything! Yeah, probably a stupid title even though it refers to Roy... but anyway, POST AND ENJOY! GO FMA!
[...]

Greed or Envy
Who do u like better?
[You'd think it's better to make it a thread on a forum, and not a forum itself]

envyxed love
a forum for everone out there who like edxenvy as much as me! you can talk about why you love the par and what storys are your fav.no bashing! i hate people who critisize about envyxed parings!
[Another one that makes her OTP look stoopid, with double o.]

Bluebird's Illusion and all it's awesomeness
I have never played but i have done some research on it...and my favorite part is the ending where Ed dies and is reborn as a Homunculis sp? known as Pride and he doesn't remember a thing.
[See, this is why I hate this idiotic fangame.]

FMA RPG
Just what it says, no bashing of any characters

The Taste of Sin FMA Roleplay
FMA discussion and RPGing particularly for all of those sinlovers out there. Rant about your own stories, someone else's, the anime, the manga, the games (BBI...drool!) anything you like...and of course, ROLEPLAY!

[This is worse than the doujinshi forum]

Love and Hate
There are characters on FMA you have to hate, but at the same time love.
[Are there? I missed the memo.]

FMA Chat Session: Stoies Written So Far
What happens when you get writer's block? You end up here! When I can't post, for any reason, I can still talk! FMA! Whoo!
[Let me guess. Sugarhigh?]

The Gold in Fire: Discussing RoyEd
[I'm not ditching this board, but I just want to say the title is so cheesy.]

What Started As An FMA Thing Resulted Into Crack
well...just click it and you'll see what I meen. WARNING: ...I dont I know I just felt like putting thay there
[Huh?]

Demiurgic Notions of Alchemists OC Discussions
In relevance with community .Demiurgic Notions of Alchemists. dedicated to original stories of FullMetal Alchemist Original Characters. Come to discuss original plots and characters. Membership of DNA community encouraged.
[*Dies a little inside*]

The last one. Here's my favorite one for headdesking:

NooOoooO, LINGGG!
(MAJOR SPOILER ALERT!) Greed. OMG. Ling. OMG. Greed AND Ling? ... Based on the most recent manga. Is Ling a pushover...? The pairing of he and Ed has forever been lost to me.
[WHA?! It was lost from the beginning, you twart! And good to know you understand Ling's character so MUCH!]

And here's the only thread inside, which is even stupidier since the repliers are not even up to date. Like this person, who's on volume four, yet says:

"The LingxEd fans will find a way to survive... *throws fist in air* Through the art of Anime AU fics! XD"

Anime.......? Words fail me.
taotrooper: It's a polar bear dancing the hula; your argument is invalid (Lan Fan / Sacrifices)
Sorry, Spanish rant.

Diferencias entre el anime y el manga de FMA.

Yo digo que si vas a hacer un tema de diferencias, que lo hagas BIEN. Y COMPLETO.

El link es mi respuesta; suban para ver el post original. Me limité a lo básico, porque si leo todas las mamarrachadas que dijo y las comento, no acabo nunca.
taotrooper: It's a polar bear dancing the hula; your argument is invalid (The Elrics found their fandom)
I'm NOT letting my uncle turning on the heat at night. Why? Because he won't let ME turn on the heat at morning. And I'm always freezing cold at mornings, but he doesn't care, while at nights it might be cold but it doesn't hit me as much.

So basically, he either also lets me turn it up all mornings, or we'll all feel cold all day. It's equality. I'm sick of him treating us as garbage just because he pays some of the bills.

I find myself visiting [livejournal.com profile] fm_alchemist sometimes. I suspect it's the train-wreck syndrome, because... damn. I feel so normal when I go there...

And you find people plugging little jewels like this one:

Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Tentacle rape, torture (I got five consecutive "ouches" from beta readers) somewhat cracky
Pairings: None, OCxEd


And exactly why is she surprised she scared her betas? I mean, the HELL?
taotrooper: It's a polar bear dancing the hula; your argument is invalid (Isane / Division 4 vicecaptain)
So, let me get this straight. If you're a vicecaptain, and you feel a high admiration to your captain, he/she is your idol, and you're happy you get along (or seem to get along) with him/her, that can always mean one thing: LOVE!

Bitch, please. Get a different argument.

Because you know, it's possible to admire a teacher, a mentor, a boss, a friend with higher rank, and yet having platonic feelings for him/her. Really, it is. And if the captain is a lot older (in Soul Society standards, I mean,) the character might see him/her as a parental figure or an uncle/aunt.

And I think the only cases of possible -canon- hinting of those kind of feelings are Shunsui/Nanao and Yoruichi/Soi Fong. And it's not vocal yet whether Ise Nanao fancies her captain in secret or not. Could be, could be not.

So really, how the FUCK did they interpret that scene of Unohana with Isane after the latter had a nightmare as lesbian subtext? *headdesk* Dude, maybe that's just me, but I saw it as a warm, fuzzy mother-daughter moment, just chilling there.

Unohana is a mother-like person for her division after all. Moreover, maybe she's GOTEI 13's mother, in a way, Even KON calls her "mommy" in the shinigami guide. She's not the kind of person to go and try to seduce her vicecaptain. Or anyone in her division, actually. She knows the way they work, so she could guess Isane had a weird dream and that's why she's up in the middle of the night. Maybe it has happened a lot of times.

Meanwhile, Isane respects Unohana very much. They all do, but as the second in charge is natural to have her in a pedestal. But she's not by any means like Soi Fong. Unohana is like a mom or an aunt for her. I bet she wants to be like her when she gets older. But then, the blushing? Man, haven't they noticed Isane just blushes a lot in general? She blushes when she presents her cellphone idea at the Shinigami Women Association. She blushes in the fanservice bathing suit illustration. She blushes every time she feels either shyness or embarrassment. So blushing when she talks to her captain? Nope, not necessarily a sign of a crush.

There are several kinds of love. That's why it pisses me off when they just classify Isane as an obvious lesbian. There is no canon proof she is, there no canon proof she isn't!

Christ. Ship them if you want, but don't say it's there. What are you, Harmonians?

And don't get me started on Aizen/Hinamori. More of the same, but with less fluff and more homicidal attempts.

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