Fun meme

Summarize 10 of your fandoms in one sentence, then see who on your friends' list can guess each fandom.

01. The cat's favorite fruit is onigiri. Rly.

02. You can make a new era by country-crossing and then staying at a kendo dojo, with the occasional fight with batshit people; just don't kill again and don't insult your love interest's food.

03. What may bring your parents being mad scientists besides apocalypse involving robots, clonation, souls of dead people, hybrid classmates lusting after you, gratuitous German, gratuitous German girls, penguins, cans of beer, kabbalah, sex, gore, and fanservice? (answer, just in case anyone is curious: endings that won't make sense)

04. Don't take the transfered students for granted, especially if they claim to be foreign; 80% of the cases they'll likely be not only magical but also related somehow to this dead guy whose hobbies were making pretty card decks, pretty creatures, and tasty pastry.

05. Make a choice, boy: either you get eaten by monsters, or you're forced to do chores and weird paranormal assignments for an alcohol-loving witch.

06. Crazy guy with a monocle had a dream: a dream involving amnesiac princesses, speshul feathers, bipolar archaeologists, angsty wizards, and cool ninjas; meanwhile, his ancestor and his girlf-- his crossover associate try to work it out by making fuzzy mascots.

07. Equivalent exchange: you break your prosthetic arm, your best friend breaks YOU with a wrench.

08. According to a nerdy Japanese salaryman, there are two kinds of people in this world: the mutant freaks of nature and yogurt.

09. In most of the canons one concept remains: the Power one goes to the batshit crazy megalomaniac dude, the Wisdom one to the lady in the title, and the Courage one to a guy brave enough to wear green tights.

10. Is the high-rank monk gonna have to shoot a bitch?

11. (ZOMG I'M CHEATING) Black always takes you to Wales, but the wizard is not going to let you nose around there.

12. (ZOMG SOME MORE) Holy weapon or not, that's still the freakiest arm you can see in a teenager.

ETA: Don't stop guessing, guys! I'll screen comments to make it more amusing.

Second round

I noticed so many cool fandoms were left out, so I'm doing another dozen. Comments are screened again. Guess the fandoms!

13. Pretty foreign boy declares himself the king in a group full of social-misfit bishounen... from which one of them happened to be a GIRL.

14. The old mentor sure loves his tea... right, angsty nephew?

15. Six stars fall, everyone dies; also, suicides, pedophilia and cannibalism are canon.

16. What are the chances your own father captures you to get to your rebel alliance, and that not only your help-pleading message gets to your twin brother, but also he happens to be transported to you by your future love interest?

17. There are seven Endless, and their names all start with D.

18. LOL apocalypse! Of course the antichrist would be British and more normal than expected, and every cassette eventually turns into a Queen album.

19. But before he destroys humanity and molests his antagonist, he'll put frog plushies on his head.

20. A piece of advice: don't mention the (lack of) boobies of someone who can cast Giga Slave, especially near her.

21. What made him gay, the teenage killer telling him stuff about cherry blossoms and dead bodies when he was a kid, or the fact his insane sister dressed him up?

22. Humans who are like animals, animals who are like humans, ships which are like people, and pirates who are so strange they defy shounen cliches.

23. Who would've known a children's fandom would bring the sockpuppets, plagiarism, astral plane marriages, bartending in the dark, the author implying some fans are delusional, people acting delusional at will, and ZOMG page 606 totally true?

24. The world is not beautiful, therefore I carry a couple of guns.