Nov. 6th, 2006

Old music

Nov. 6th, 2006 12:05 am
taotrooper: It's a polar bear dancing the hula; your argument is invalid (Seagull / its name is Jonathan)
I have a confession to make, people.

When I was a teenager, I...

...

...I liked Shakira's music a lot.

*dodges tomatoes*

But of course, the idea of Shakira as a musician is weird now, that she became some sort of hybrid between Ricky Martin and Christina Aguilera. You have to understand something, and it's the fact she used to be a good artist before she sang in English. In the old times, when she was only famous in Latin America, she used to compose and play her own songs with the acustic guitar and sometimes harmonica solos. It was good pop music, splashed with some other genre influences (rock, ballad, reggae, Arabian, tropical, mariachi) in between. And her lyrics were amazing! Most of her songs were obviously about love, but they were original with nice combinations of words. The rest of them were actually meaningful, trying to send a message about humanity.

The point is, when I was in high school she rarely mentioned her hips, and only shaked her ass in one song. I swear to God.

It's so sad she sold out. And she looked soooo much prettier with black, straight hair.

To show my point, I'll plug some of her old videos. Most of you won't understand the lyrics, but I can guarantee you they're good. You can try to watch them anyway, not only for curiosity but also because the clips are conceptual and artistic in their own crazy way.

Pies descalzos (Bare feet) First video ever saw of her. The song is about human nature, from Eden to cavemen to modern society. The lyrics are so interesting. Check the rocker look she sported and the batshitness of the imagery, so fitting.

Dónde estás corazón (Where are you dear) Catchy song about wondering where her loved one is now and how she looked for him in every place she could think up. The lyrics were so much fun to memorize.

Un poco de amor (A little bit of love) Yay pseudo-reggae! :D

Se quiere, se mata (You love, you kill) The story of a very young couple who messed up. A song about abortion.

Ciega sordomuda (Blind, deaf, mute) About dumbness and stubborness of love. The video is just insane and makes no sense, but it's so much fun.

No creo (I don't believe) Another love song with somehow intellectual concepts. She doesn't believe in Marx, Sartre, whatever. Her only faith is her love. The video is pretty cool.

Inevitable I love this song. About silly confessions, and admitting she can't stop loving him. There's something so Lenny Kravitz about this video.

Ojos así (Eyes like those) Arabian song! Actually, Shakira is half Libanese (I think, or some other Middle-East country), so that explains this song. This is the only video pre-English of her in which you'll find her shaking her ass, and that's because she's belly dancing. Also, lol red hair.

So there you have it. Decadency of singers who were cool makes me a sad panda.
taotrooper: It's a polar bear dancing the hula; your argument is invalid (Yamazaki's emperor penguin lie)
Larg went batshit crazy. Fucking Windows.

01. The cat's favorite fruit is onigiri. Rly. Fruits Basket

02. You can make a new era by country-crossing and then staying at a kendo dojo, with the occasional fight with batshit people; just don't kill again and don't insult your love interest's food. Rurouni Kenshin

03. What may bring your parents being mad scientists besides apocalypse involving robots, clonation, souls of dead people, hybrid classmates lusting after you, gratuitous German, gratuitous German girls, penguins, cans of beer, kabbalah, sex, gore, and fanservice? (answer, just in case anyone is curious: endings that won't make sense) Evangelion

04. Don't take the transfered students for granted, especially if they claim to be foreign; 80% of the cases they'll likely be not only magical but also related somehow to this dead guy whose hobbies were making pretty card decks, pretty creatures, and tasty pastry. Cardcaptor Sakura

05. Make a choice, boy: either you get eaten by monsters, or you're forced to do chores and weird paranormal assignments for an alcohol-loving witch. XXXHOLiC

06. Crazy guy with a monocle had a dream: a dream involving amnesiac princesses, speshul feathers, bipolar archaeologists, angsty wizards, and cool ninjas; meanwhile, his ancestor and his girlf-- his crossover associate try to work it out by making fuzzy mascots. Tsubasa RESERVoir CHRoNiCLE

07. Equivalent exchange: you break your prosthetic arm, your best friend breaks YOU with a wrench. Fullmetal Alchemist

08. According to a nerdy Japanese salaryman, there are two kinds of people in this world: the mutant freaks of nature and yogurt. Hiros Heroes

09. In most of the canons one concept remains: the Power one goes to the batshit crazy megalomaniac dude, the Wisdom one to the lady in the title, and the Courage one to a guy brave enough to wear green tights. The Legend of Zelda

10. Is the high-rank monk gonna have to shoot a bitch? Saiyuki

11. Black always takes you to Wales, but the wizard is not going to let you nose around there. Howl's Moving Castle (novel)

12. Holy weapon or not, that's still the freakiest arm you can see in a teenager. D.Gray-man

13. Pretty foreign boy declares himself the king in a group full of social-misfit bishounen... from which one of them happened to be a GIRL. Ouran High School Host Club

14. The old mentor sure loves his tea... right, angsty nephew? Avatar: The Last Airbender

15. Six stars fall, everyone dies; also, suicides, pedophilia and cannibalism are canon. RG Veda

16. What are the chances your own father captures you to get to your rebel alliance, and that not only your help-pleading message gets to your twin brother, but also he happens to be transported to you by your future love interest? Star Wars

17. There are seven Endless, and their names all start with D. The Sandman

18. LOL apocalypse! Of course the antichrist would be British and more normal than expected, and every cassette eventually turns into a Queen album. Good Omens

19. But before he destroys humanity and molests his antagonist, he'll put frog plushies on his head. X

20. A piece of advice: don't mention the (lack of) boobies of someone who can cast Giga Slave, especially near her. Slayers

21. What made him gay, the teenage killer telling him stuff about cherry blossoms and dead bodies when he was a kid, or the fact his insane sister dressed him up? Tokyo Babylon

22. Humans who are like animals, animals who are like humans, ships which are like people, and pirates who are so strange they defy shounen cliches. One Piece

23. Who would've known a children's fandom would bring the sockpuppets, plagiarism, astral plane marriages, bartending in the dark, the author implying some fans are delusional, people acting delusional at will, and ZOMG page 606 totally true? Harry Potter

24. The world is not beautiful, therefore I carry a couple of guns. Kino no Tabi

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