Journey into Mystery

Marle: *to Kino* You're my distant ancestor. So you'd better have strong, healthy kids or I'll be in trouble!

Kino: Heh heh! No worry. Ayla MUCH energy!

Marle: Yeah, she does!

[There is a pause for a second]

Marle: Wait… What did you mean by that?

[Ayla runs over to Kino]

Ayla: Kino dumb! Ayla go now!

...You know, I had always suspected (and by "suspect", I mean "be pretty sure of") Ayla is as much of a wild animal in bed like she is in, um, everything else. And that she rides the crap out of Kino in very kinky, violent ways. I-I think the game sort of happily confirms it XDDD Such a trophy waifu, Kino. Cavemen OTP!

And by this, I mean that I finished Chrono Trigger! ♥ :DDD The first time, I mean. Twelve endings to go, sob.

So Chrono Trigger DS was out over here yesterday (or it should be, because game.es has it out of stock already O_o; and knowing the local Game store, it'll take it 100000 years to arrive to this city). I go and check around Spanish boards out of curiosity, and guess what. THERE'S WANK.

FOR THE SAME USUAL (AND RETARDED) REASONS. GODDAMMIT.

( OMG IT'S NOT IN SPANISH THEREFORE IT SUCKS!1! )

You know, I was planning to import CT from the UK because it's cheaper, but after seeing this I'm so buying it full-priced in Spain. I do agree with the wankers about one thing: if it's the same North American game, then why the fuck did it take Squeenix this long to release it here? I wanted this shit for Christmas, not Valentine's day.