Journey into Mystery

☆ THE ROLEPLAYERS LOVE MEME ☆

Not that I roleplay a lot, but... yeah.

Tonight's actual dinner conversation was about pr0n. And not merely pr0n, but hentai and yaoi. It went like this: Suddenly my uncle Paco asks me if there's some sort of list of manga titles on the Intahwebz. When I asked why he wanted to know, he replies that he wants to know about the pornographic ones and how to get them, because he had seen some show or whatever on TV where they showed adult manga of non-seinen/josei variety. Um. Yikes. WTF aside, I first explained him that there are several kinds of p0rno (I went and explained hentai and yaoi; not yuri, though, because I wanted to scared him and I thought yuri had not enough strength). I even talked him about tentacle rape (or tried to, because I couldn't finish the idea without wanting to hide my face). I did make clear that yaoi was very big on buttsex. And that the art is not realistic at all and the boobs are so big they're grostesque.

But he still wants me to show him manga pr0n.

UM, HOW ABOUT NO. I'M NOT DOWNLOADING HENTAI FOR MY SIXTY-SOMETHING YEAR OLD UNCLE, KTHX. WHAT IF HE GETS USED TO IT AND WANTS MORE. I DON'T NEED TO KNOW HIS KINKS OR HUNT SHIT FOR HIM.

Desperate, I told him that hentai was "rare to find and I have no idea where to get it" (pfffft, lies), and that I only knew where to get yaoi because it's easier (well, it kind of is easier for my fandoms, so it's not a total lie). I told him in tease I'm downloading him hardcore buttsex if he insists so much.

...He didn't seem disgusted, guys, and said okay. UM NO, I'M NOT GETTING YOU YAOI EITHER. BECAUSE THE IDEA OF MY YUCKY SIXTY-SOMETHING UNCLE PERHAPS TURNED ON BY YAOI IS EVEN WORSE. I HAVE THE FEELING HE'D LIKE SHOTA/LOLI IF HE GETS INTO MANGA DDDDX

I never thought that my family's "thoughts on yaoi" could exist. If someone were to check buttsex p0rn from my family, I always thought it'd be my mom. She has gay friends and stuff. Actually, her internet use is so sane I'm amazed.

...Back to studying chmod and setuid.